The Storm Hate Thread [Official]

MrTickyMcG said:
In 1997 I was 12 and in the absolute throngs of rugby league love.

I got $10 a week in pocket money and $4.50 of that each week would go towards Big League Magazine.

I was footy mad. At Target you could buy footy shorts and I had a pair of super league shorts for each team in the super league. The broncos were always my favourite obviously.

Moving forward into 1999 and my footy obsession hadn't subsided. Every school assignment that I could do about Rugby League, I did. I did an anthology of poems on this topic called “Footballers Fight Frequently” (great alliteration).

I did a mock news article where the front page was all about rugby league related stories including one about an asteroid hitting Sydney and ruining a game of rugby league.

Every week I would go to the newsagent and pick up my copy of Big League.

Dad had a stash of Penthouse Black Label in the shed, so I had no use for a centrefold, I would take the team poster each episode and have it on my bedroom wall.

Every team was represented.

I had other posters of the broncos players specifically, but above my beadhead, every NRL team existed, with the Broncos at the very top.

I can’t remember the specific game or year, but the storm pumped the broncos and Tawera Nikau had a blinder of a game. For so many years I absolutely hated Nikau, but in my heart of hearts I knew he was a great player. After what he has gone through since, I respect him so much.

Anyway, that day the Storm pumped us. For the first and only time, I went into my bedroom and tore up the Melbourne storm team photo.

In a roundabout way, on that day I said, **** these Mebourne C****s and that sentiment still rings true today.

I have hated the storm for as long as they have existed and I cannot wait to stomp them down on the biggest stage of all.

Who cares about our terrible record? Who cares about Maguire record against them? This is a new team with a new will. This is the start of OUR dominant period against them.

At 14 years old or at 39 years old, **** these storm *****. Let’s bring this premiership home.
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I just woke up and read this without a thousand beers under my belt. Even I’m impressed!
 
Browny said:
The Storm are the walking talking avatar of arse cancer
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ivanhungryjak said:
Storm fans on Twitter whining that they were hard done by in 2006 because the ref caned them. YOU WERE CHEATING THE CAP SYSTEMICALLY, CLOWNS!!!
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Conveniently forgotten, having to play all season for no points that one year was enough penance.

****ing scum club, cannot wait to see them fail after Bellamy and be consigned to the bottom half of the table for eternity.
 
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