Beer Puns

[Raw Boned Youngster]

The media is rolling out the Beer puns at the rate of knots.

Not sure about the QLD headlines, but the NSW papers have had several daily.

We have had things like:
'Untapped talent'
'something is brewing...'
'what will he serve up...'
Feel free to add to the list.

 

[Coxy]

Is he stubby looking?

 

[ningnangnong]

Hopefully he won't bowl any long hops.

 

[Major JW Hochstetter]

Beer has been a bit expensive.

 

[Coxy]

Oh Beer is bitter about that umpiring decision. He's really flipped his lid. He's frothing at the mouth.

 

[Jeba]

If he drops a catch the big screen should show TAXI!!!!!

 

[Raw Boned Youngster]

It says a lot about our spin bowling stocks. The opportunities are certainly there for the taking.
Therefore, anyone under Beer is a coaster

 

[The Brizz]

It was gutsy of the selectors to draught him in.
I hear he is a lager than life character around the dressing room.

 

[Raw Boned Youngster]

For Ex players, his selection is a puzzle.

 

[Jeba]

I just wish England had a player called Rum. Then commentators could say "That's a great shot by rum, chased down by Beer"

 

[Major JW Hochstetter]

It was a shame we never heard "Broom sweeps" from the comm box during the last visit from NZ. It was set up beautifully on a number of occasions.

 

[Raw Boned Youngster]

Critics continue to whine about Beer.

 

[Raw Boned Youngster]

My mail is that there will be last minute changes to the team and that Beer will be pulled before the game.

 

[Coxy]

He must get nervous at the drinks break.