Biggest Wanka in the Broncos team?

[Charmamba]

Hopefully Thaiday uploads the video he took on his mobile to youtube then.

 

[Scumbag]

Oh guys. This is gold material. Your Facebook group master is on to it.

I'll be swiping that picture Coxy. icon_thumbs_u

 

[Scumbag]

Wanka Lovers Unite.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=252198054620

 

[Charmamba]

Ok everyone myself and Silence almost ran into trouble with our facebook group.

Kristian and his mother both have added myself and SIlence and let us know it upsets them to make fun of the last name. I saved the day as always and the group can stay active however we Agreed to let people know how it should be said.


so its Kristian Wanka (WONKA)

or in Germany VONKA

 

[pennywisealfie]

thats disappointing that he doesnt play it up :(

 

[Black Philip]

Well that group just turned lame :P

Seriously though he must have copped shit hardcore in school.
"G'day Wanker!"
"Itsh pronounced Wonka you assthole!" (I have this vision where Wanka has a speech impediment, it makes him more funny)
"....Nah mate, I think I'll just call you Wanker."

 

[Scumbag]

Ok everyone myself and Silence almost ran into trouble with our facebook group.

Kristian and his mother both have added myself and SIlence and let us know it upsets them to make fun of the last name. I saved the day as always and the group can stay active however we Agreed to let people know how it should be said.


so its Kristian Wanka (WONKA)

or in Germany VONKA

Silence was on cloud nine with that one. :P I'm going to be traditionalistic. Vonka it is!

It's true, draggx well and truly saved the day. He was smooth as silk. Gives me the impression he's very adept and experienced with getting out of gone for all money situations. [icon_wink

It is dissapointing that he doesn't play it up, I agree. The NRL has become so clean and sterile these days. You can't have anything jovial. [icon_wink

Unfortunately, you're right Scotty, the group has lost its X-Factor now and has predictably become just like any standard player Facebook fan group. [icon_wink

Oh well, we'll still keep it. He seems like a nice, down-to-Earth guy. Very sincere and genuinely excited and commited to having the best career he can. He seems all about the football. Let's hope he doesn't turn in to a money hungry, arrogant wanker like some others.

 

[Scumbag]

Well that group just turned lame :P

Seriously though he must have copped shit hardcore in school.
"G'day Wanker!"
"Itsh pronounced Wonka you assthole!" (I have this vision where Wanka has a speech impediment, it makes him more funny)
"....Nah mate, I think I'll just call you Wanker."

Speech inpediment would be comically amusing in this case. icon_smile

Not a nice thing to have generally though. [icon_thumbs_do

Love your work Scotty.

 

[Scumbag]

I wonder if he ever hooked up with wally...

 

[Charmamba]

Unfortunately, you're right Scotty, the group has lost its X-Factor now and has predictably become just like any standard player Facebook fan group. [icon_wink
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but our Group has his Mother in it :P so we go passed Standard.

 

[Black Philip]

I wonder if he ever hooked up with wally...

Doubt it, he isn't black.

 

[OXY-351]

Haha, this even made the Courier Mail

WE caused an international argument with our par about the correct pronunciation of Broncos's Toyota Cup player Kristian Wanka's name. Broncos PR boss Trad McLean tell us Kristian's name is Wonka. But we even got emails from Germany insisting it is pronounced "Vanker".

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/stor ... 89,00.html

 

[Coxy]

Then change his farking name to "Wonka" then. If it spells "Wanka" then be prepared to be called a Wanka.

+1

My surname is pronounced Koch in reality...but while it's spelt Cox people will call me arsehole.

 

[Scumbag]

Haha, this even made the Courier Mail

WE caused an international argument with our par about the correct pronunciation of Broncos's Toyota Cup player Kristian Wanka's name. Broncos PR boss Trad McLean tell us Kristian's name is Wonka. But we even got emails from Germany insisting it is pronounced "Vanker".

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/stor ... 89,00.html

Must respect the sausage ancestry. Vanker or Vunka it is. icon_thumbs_u

 

[Black Philip]

Then change his farking name to "Wonka" then. If it spells "Wanka" then be prepared to be called a Wanka.

Yeah that's pretty much what I reckon too. If you spell it as "Wanka" then people are gonna make fun of you and say it like it's spelt. Deal with it.

Did you guys know my last name "Hall" is actually pronounced "Cumbersomely well hung" ?

Amazing, I know.

 

[Je$ter]

If it is pronounced Wonka, you'd have to wonder what was going on behind those closed doors at the Chocolate factory.

Some people say Willy did get a little too close to the Oompa Loompas. eusa_think