Coronavirus / COVID-19

[Nashy]

Us Melbournites have been there, done that. We’re ready to fight for our toilet paper!

I have a feeling that the golden state next door is going to **** you lot over again, while getting praise for being amazing. Premier also wins the best nose comp.

 

[Fozz]

Supermarkets are still going to be open, you just need to wear a mask outside the house for the next three days. I'll see what the lines are like at lunch time but otherwise I'll wait until tomorrow.

 

[Clintos]

We needed to go shopping this morning anyway. Walked the dog around 8am and saw traffic piling up on the street (I live on the same road as a shopping centre). Got back from the walk and went straight away to absolute chaos.

In line for over an hour just to go through checkouts.

 

[Kimlo]

Supermarkets are still going to be open, you just need to wear a mask outside the house for the next three days. I'll see what the lines are like at lunch time but otherwise I'll wait until tomorrow.

Doesn't make sense. Supermarkets have never closed but let's panic buy for a 3 day lockdown.

Fucking morons.

 

[Nashy]

The Warner Tav and Bottleshop weren't open when I drove past Warner Woolies today. The carpark was packed, cars parked on Samsonvale road, and all around the joint.

Red were all full of people going to and from Woolies.

 

[Porthoz]

Well, there goes my weekend... can only imagine the shitshow that the Woolies DC is going to be.

 

[Huge]

Ok, my world has just gone crazy. I flew from Brisbane on Wednesday at 9.30, lobbed in Perth 5.5 hours later, 1.5 hours in the ........ ....ge then 1.5 hours shoulder to shoulder on the plane to the Pilbara. Then 1hour on the bus to Tom Price. Now half way through shift two it's announced I have to go into isolation here in Tom Price!

Think of how many people I have given the plague

My bosses were just solemnly telling the news but hadn't thought it through. I pointed out I've been shoulder to shoulder with them in meetings AND in the car, no masks in sight.

I've also eaten three times in the mess with many others. Boy, is this ever going to get crazy.

 

[Fozz]

No lines to get into Woolies but it was busy. The TP shelves had been ravaged but still had some stock. Eggs also in short supply.

 

[The Fisherman]

Ok, my world has just gone crazy. I flew from Brisbane on Wednesday at 9.30, lobbed in Perth 5.5 hours later, 1.5 hours in the ........ ....ge then 1.5 hours shoulder to shoulder on the plane to the Pilbara. Then 1hour on the bus to Tom Price. Now half way through shift two it's announced I have to go into isolation here in Tom Price!

Think of how many people I have given the plague

My bosses were just solemnly telling the news but hadn't thought it through. I pointed out I've been shoulder to shoulder with them in meetings AND in the car, no masks in sight.

I've also eaten three times in the mess with many others. Boy, is this ever going to get crazy.

Feel for you HUGE, can you get hold of some red wine, cheese & biscuits, this will help pass the time, maybe one of your mates can smuggle some in for you

 

[Huge]

Feel for you HUGE, can you get hold of some red wine, cheese & biscuits, this will help pass the time, maybe one of your mates can smuggle some in for you

Oh, that wouldn't be a problem . I can actually see Coles, Tom Price from my balcony and there's a bottlo attached. I can get a bottle of Bundy every day if I'd like but drinking would lead to depression I'd think. Looks like it's just going to be YouTube, arguing on Facebook and BHQ, xxnx every two days and desperate rambling phone calls. I do have room service so the servants will bring food. At least I get paid for it.

I'm editing my brothers book too so that will receive my full attention. I just fear how crazy this will make me to be honest. Pretty damn sure I better not add alcohol!! Naturally weeds off the agenda too

 

[The Fisherman]

Oh, that wouldn't be a problem . I can actually see Coles, Tom Price from my balcony and there's a bottlo attached. I can get a bottle of Bundy every day if I'd like but drinking would lead to depression I'd think. Looks like it's just going to be YouTube, arguing on Facebook and BHQ, xxnx every two days and desperate rambling phone calls. I do have room service so the servants will bring food. At least I get paid for it.

I'm editing my brothers book too so that will receive my full attention. I just fear how crazy this will make me to be honest. Pretty damn sure I better not add alcohol!! Naturally weeds off the agenda too

Im here for you big boy, just don't get weird on me Ok

 

[Porthoz]

xxnx every two days

Please explain...

 

[Huge]

Please explain...

Nahhhhhh, think you got the drift !!

 

[winslow_wong]

Happy toilet paper season guys

 

[Alec]

People going crazy buying up shit in Toowoomba too earlier today.
New conspiracy theory: Corona was started by big chain supermarkets and toilet paper tycoons.

 

[Super Freak]

Good thing I stocked up on toilet paper long before this even happened.

Bought a few of those big Kleenex bags that have like 40 rolls in them. Still got heaps left.

I’ll be okay.

 

[soup]

Good thing I stocked up on toilet paper long before this even happened.

Bought a few of those big Kleenex bags that have like 40 rolls in them. Still got heaps left.

I’ll be okay.

It’s chicks that go through the dunny rolls. I could get a good month out of a roll.

 

[roo-ted]

Good thing I stocked up on toilet paper long before this even happened.

Bought a few of those big Kleenex bags that have like 40 rolls in them. Still got heaps left.

I’ll be okay.

I just used my last sock, I’m in big trouble

 

[Nashy]

Good thing I stocked up on toilet paper long before this even happened.

Bought a few of those big Kleenex bags that have like 40 rolls in them. Still got heaps left.

I’ll be okay.

You have your no wipe nards to thank for that.

 

[ningnangnong]

Yo dawgs, just take a shit before you have a shower. It's not rocket science.