Discussion in 'General Talk' started by Morkel, Oct 23, 2015.
It's the single allen key that does it for me.
soupy, that's the kind of meme one of the 50 year old ladies I used to work with would post.
Or when you hear 'em talking about you while they're on the phone.
My cover is broken.
This is why I get Onion Rings instead.
My 17 year old son won $21 million dollars on the lottery recently and when I rang him to congratulate him he told me to "**** off, and that he didn't want anything to do with me..." It's pretty obvious that his foster parents have raised him to be a right prick!
Got this yesterday from a Kiwi colleague. There are a few Kiwis here:
Aussies invented the condom in 1926 using sheep’s intestines; in 1937 they worked out that you can remove the intestines from the sheep first.
Your Kiwi mate is a stealing ****. Let me tell the real joke.
In 1926 Kiwis invented the condom by using sheep intestines. In 1937, Australians improved them by removing the intestines from the sheep first.
He's flog an Aussie joke, and told it like an idiot. Stupid bloody Kiwis. Deport him.
Bloody kiwis. I swear, half these **** came over here because they thought the Canning Stock Route was an annual event.
How does a kiwi find a sheep in long grass?
Why do Kiwi's have velcro pants?
Because the sheep got used to the sound of the zip.
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