**** lost it. “The chicken that layed them eggs must have had Parkinson’s judging by the way they have turned out”. **** gold.
A good vet could bring that bacon back to life. That was hilarious! Put up some more I tells you if you can!
That's is the funniest thing I've seen. Thank you sir, you have brightened up an otherwise dull afternoon...... now to change my pants My personal favourite "Jesus would of betrayed himself"
another highlight was “it looks like you made a perfectly good meal and then punched the **** out of it for no reason”. lolz