Illness strikes the camp :(

[Draught4me]

OMG ! Let's hope it spurs them on to an even greater victory !!!

http://www.nrl.com/newsviews/latestnews ... fault.aspx

The Queensland Origin camp has been struck by a stomach virus which has hit several players including Nate Myles and Dallas Johnson.

Team doctor Roy Saunders confirmed on Wednesday morning that several players were receiving medication for a stomach virus.

The ill players have been vomiting and suffering from diarrhoea.

The real concern is that the players will be dehydrated before tonight's game at ANZ Stadium against NSW starting at 8pm AEST.

No back-up players have been brought into camp.

The Maroons wouldn't name all the players but Myles and Johnson have been confirmed as being among those affected.

"The players have got upset stomachs, vomiting and diarrhoea and they're not very well at the moment," Saunders said before the team walk at Parramatta on Wednesday morning.

"We'll monitor them this morning and make some decisions later on this afternoon."

 

[Coxy]

OK, in light of this story, what pieces of commentary do you think they should avoid?

eg: "The ball just squirted out"
"[player] is having a big run"
"He hurls it into the crowd"

....

 

[Playboy Bunny]

Lucky they wear Maroon shorts....won't notice so much.

 

[titan4wests]

qld will shit all over nsw. should still be a good game so long as we don't see too many loose carries.

 

[Clintos]

qld will shit all over nsw. should still be a good game so long as we don't see too many loose carries.

That right there is exactly what Coxy was talking about...

 

[titan4wests]

it might be hard to plug the leaking holes in our defence

 

[Coxy]

The defence certainly stinks down Lockyer's side....

 

[Bucking Beads]

KHUNT is getting dripped on

 

[Dexter]

Will they call it a brute big shit

 

[uji]

And other puns too numerous to mention...

 

[Blondie]

ewwwwwwww....

 

[The Brizz]

At least Hunt, Boyd and Thaiday are used to sharing a toilet.

 

[Fozz]

I reckon there could be a big stink.

 

[Coxy]

These puns are getting pretty crap. giving me the shits.

 

[Fozz]

Yeah, I'd like to flush them.

 

[Coxy]

I wonder if when they present the teams on Channel 9 before the game if they'll show the players faeces...I mean, faces?

 

[Fozz]

Depends on who has brown eyes.

 

[Coxy]

Bill Harrigan must have brown eyes at the moment...he clearly had to get up and go take a dump hence his really shit decisions.