McHunt
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Spineless chairman Karl Morris and his blundering dill lackey CEO Paul White horrified shareholders at their floundering club’s virtual AGM this morning:
“The board would like to be clear in respect of ongoing speculation on Anthony’s tenure at the Broncos. He is, and he will remain, our coach. The CEO made it clear that every employee at the Broncos has their performance reviewed at the end of each season, in line with stringent performance management. In terms of recent disappointing team performance, there are a large number of players returning from injury in the coming weeks, and the board is looking forward to improved performances.”
Doubling down, he stressed barely-legal coach Seibold’s contract has no performance clauses, meaning they'll be up for a multimillion-dollar shit cleaning bill when it comes to his inevitable sacking.
White assured shareholders the club WOULD NOT be entering a bidding war for David Fifita - because reason not given.
Are we a joke to you?
And then due to the Melbourne virus (not to be confused with The Storm) Morris and White selectively chose to answer questions submitted via email. Here is a sample of the feckless corporate dross dished back:
“It is (COVID) expected to result in a significant reduction in the group’s revenue and profits for the 2020 financial year"
“We are not in a rebuilding phase.”
“We remain in the market to strengthen our roster and to develop the football operations.”
“It is currently a challenging environment which requires constant strategic pivoting.”
“In addition to widespread operational cost reductions across all areas, a review has been undertaken of the fixed cost base of the business, including remuneration levels, and both current and future staffing requirements."
“In conducting this review, the board and management have taken a measured approach, balancing both the need for job preservation for when ‘business as usual’ resumes, whilst also considering the current and future operating environment of the NRL competition.”
Morris also confirmed White will thankfully **** off for good at the end of the season with his replacement appointed by September. Probably Raelene Castle knowing our luck.
I can has top job?
McHunt
“The board would like to be clear in respect of ongoing speculation on Anthony’s tenure at the Broncos. He is, and he will remain, our coach. The CEO made it clear that every employee at the Broncos has their performance reviewed at the end of each season, in line with stringent performance management. In terms of recent disappointing team performance, there are a large number of players returning from injury in the coming weeks, and the board is looking forward to improved performances.”
Doubling down, he stressed barely-legal coach Seibold’s contract has no performance clauses, meaning they'll be up for a multimillion-dollar shit cleaning bill when it comes to his inevitable sacking.
White assured shareholders the club WOULD NOT be entering a bidding war for David Fifita - because reason not given.
Are we a joke to you?
And then due to the Melbourne virus (not to be confused with The Storm) Morris and White selectively chose to answer questions submitted via email. Here is a sample of the feckless corporate dross dished back:
“It is (COVID) expected to result in a significant reduction in the group’s revenue and profits for the 2020 financial year"
“We are not in a rebuilding phase.”
“We remain in the market to strengthen our roster and to develop the football operations.”
“It is currently a challenging environment which requires constant strategic pivoting.”
“In addition to widespread operational cost reductions across all areas, a review has been undertaken of the fixed cost base of the business, including remuneration levels, and both current and future staffing requirements."
“In conducting this review, the board and management have taken a measured approach, balancing both the need for job preservation for when ‘business as usual’ resumes, whilst also considering the current and future operating environment of the NRL competition.”
Morris also confirmed White will thankfully **** off for good at the end of the season with his replacement appointed by September. Probably Raelene Castle knowing our luck.
I can has top job?
McHunt
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