Rank teams in order of hate- NFL edition

[pennywisealfie]

So I took this idea from jeb in broncos forum. thought this could be fun to find out, teams people hate and such...heres mine:

1. Philly Eagles (Michael Vick)
2. Chargers (Division Rival, ultra douchey)
3. Patriots (everyone thats not a pats fan knows why)
4. Broncos
5. Chiefs
6. Cowboys (The Notre Dame of the NFL, talked about way too much along with the rest of the NFC East, but these guys are the worst with that ####).
7. Bucs (never liked them too much, and they beat us in the superbowl)
8. Redskins (I hate the NFC East)
9. 49ers
10. Miami
11. Atlanta
12. Seattle
13. Cincinnati
14. Jacksonville
15. Minnesota (used to like them more but their favre era dropped them down for me)
16. Cleveland
17. Green Bay (used to like them less but they eliminated Philly last year so they rose)
18. Tennessee (I like Chris Johnson, otherwise never liked them much)
19. Giants (NFC east team, but saved by their beautiful sb season. The world is forever greatful.)
20. Pittsburgh (i used to like them when I was little coz i had a Steelers T-Shirt)
21. Carolina
22. Baltimore (love their D)
23. Arizona (loved it when Kurt was there)
24. Chicago (love their 80s team.)
25. Houston
26. Detroit (Calvin Johnson, Titus Young)
27. New Orleans
28. Indianapolis (Greatest QB of all time)
29. Jets (Rex Ryan is the man)
30. St Louis
31. Buffalo
32. Oakland

 

[dukey]

1. Philly. I ####ing HATE Philly, on account of being a G-man. Signing Vick just made them even more detestable.
2. Patriots. Arrogant cheats.
3. Cowgirls. Overrated and over-exposed.
4. Chargers. RIVERS.
5. Washingturd Redsh#ts.
6. Jacksonville. Not a cat person.
7. Carolina. Not a cat person.
8. Seattle.
9. Atlanta.
10. Vikings, because of Favre.

Don't care.

23. 49ers. Hunter S Thompson's team.
24. Jets.
25. St Louis.
26. Miami. Like the colours.
27. Arizona. Liked them more when Warner was there. He's a champ.
28. Oakland. Too crap to hate on.
29. New Orleans. WHO DAT.
30. Denver. Love the colours.
31. Green Bay. Rodgers is awesome. So is Matthews.
32. BIG BLUE!

 

[Fozz]

Well, haven't been following NFL for long enough to put together a full list.

Hate:
1. Patriots. Because Brady is a gaybo and they cheat.
2. Jets. Mark Sanchez's face is highly punchable.
3. Cowboys. How stupid are you to design a stadium that the players actually have to plan around it. I like a big screen but when I go to a game, I watch the field!
4. Steelers. I don't know why they twirl their towels but I don't like Rapistburger.
5. Titans. Matt Hasselbeck has no right to have a wife as fine as he does.
6. Philly. Their colours are stupid.
7. Raiders. Because they won't start Jamarcus.

Like:
1. Colts. Come on!
2. Giants. Eli is such a caring guy, just loves sharing the ball around between his receivers, the opposition receivers and even the ground.
3. Packers. How can you hate the only nonprofit community owned team in the league? Plus I have a mancrush on A-Rog.

Ps, just kidding about the Raiders.

 

[Clintos]

Hate:
1. Jets - douche bag coach, divisional arch rivals, they wish they were as good as us.
2. Giants - 2007 fluke, #### QB
3. Colts - overrated rivals
4. Cowboys - overrated, over publicized and just annoying.
5. Ravens - My mates favourite team, so I have to hate them
6. Steelers - most boring team to watch. Yeah, they have a good defense - do something exciting on offense you wankers.

Don't care:
Everyone not listed above or below.

Like:
28. Raiders - exciting to watch when they aren't being completely ####. Like their uniforms.
29. Rams - Bradford, SJax. Their 90's team.
30. Lions - Stafford to Megatron connection. Young team starting to come good.
31. Cleveland - Peyton Hillis, always the under dog.
32. Patriots - best team in the 00's. Best QB over the last 5 years. Tedy Bruschi. Everyone hates us because they are jealous of our success.

 

[mrslong]

Have only been following NFL for a couple of years so not much hate in my soul yet.

#1 Jets. Someone said Sanchez's punchable face. I concur. I hate the Jets!
#2 Giants. Mostly this stems from my baseball following days and hating all things Yankees, by extension New York.
#3 Steelers. Cos.
#4 Indianapolis Colts.
#5 Vikings. Dunno why. I think it's cos they signed Favre.

and the teams I like are obviously the Patriots.

Then I like the Atlanta Falcons, Arizona, Cowboys & Broncos.

 

[mrslong]

Oh and I also don't mind the Saints.

 

[Meat77]

It's funny - I've been following the NFL since 1989 but I can honestly say I don't really hate any team in particular! I used to LOATHE the Denver Broncos but since Elway retired they've gone back on my 'meh' list

 

[Ari Gold]

Can't say I really hate that many teams or have any really deep seeded feelings about NFL teams but heres a list of sorts:

1) New York Jets - They are boring as bat ####. The only entertaining thing about them is their coach, which frankly says everything about how interesting this team is to watch. They think Sanchez is the answer. They think their running game is the answer when Shonn Greene is sucking. They are the Scott Muller of NFL: Can't pass, can't run.

2) Baltimore Ravens - They are just a wannabe Steelers. But without the awesomeness. Flacco sucks and is boring. And their WRs suck. Just like their entire offense.

3) San Francisco - They are also as boring as bat ####. And their QB sucks just as much. But at least they admit that. Oh, and you said Kendall Hunter would be your primary back this week. He wasn't. Hash you Harbaugh, hash you. Plus, your division winner last year was 7-9. That's a joke.

4) Seattle Seahawks - You went 7-9 last year and won the division. You have no worthy fantasy players.

5) Arizona Cardinals - The winner of their division went 7-9. And they didn't even win the division. And I have no fantasy players from your team.

6) St Louis Rams - See Arizona. Except I have Kendricks. And you can't hashing catch Lance. I've had you for first Rams TD scorer at awesome odds and you keep dropping the ball. And I played you in week 1. And you sucked.

--Other Teams--

29) Dallas Cowboys - Romo and Bryant are the nucleus of my fantasy team. And this week Romo threw 2 TDs to Dez and 2 pick 6's to my fantasy defense. You rock, Romo.

30) Buffalo Bills - They suck for not playing Spiller. But otherwise they are fun to watch. I like how they are doing things with a bunch of no name draft rejects.

31) Detroit Lions - Because I got awesome odds on them this year. And Stafford and Megatron just plain rock. Ditto Suh. It might suck that we didn't get top 5 RBs this year, but the really annoying thing about the expansion draft was that I couldn't draft Megatron. I tried like crazy to steal him from Jester, but Jester wouldn't deal him. Damn you Jester, damn you!

32) Pittsburgh - They might be fairly boring on offense, but the Wallace Roethlisberger combo is just awesome. The look Ben gave to Mike prior to his TD against the Colts was just epic. I swear to god, Big Ben even licked his lips when he saw the Colt's coverage. Either that or he saw a hot drunk chick.

Oh, and Polamalu is the epitome of epic. Defense in any sport has never been as exciting as when Polamalu is involved.

 

[Je$ter]

1. Jets - Sanchez is ####ing shithouse. He's the most over-rated QB in the league and he's a ####in pretty boy. They have an awesome o-line but a #### run game? Rex Ryan should shut his mouth - not just to stop talking but also eating wise.

Don't really hate too many other teams tbh. I don't like Al Davis but don't hate the Raiders. Not a big Pats fan I suppose but mostly just hate the Jets.

 

[mrslong]

Lovin all the Jets hate. :rockon:

 

[pennywisealfie]

I like the Jets. Rival of the Pats, I really don't know how anyone could like the Pats more than Jets! each to their own I guess.

 

[Clintos]

You're in the minority here I'm afraid PWA. Haha