Sharkie Fan REVIEW** (a+ MATERIAL.. come in for a laugh!!)

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1. Brett Kearney - One of the most deceptive players in the NRL, probably the 2nd best fullback in the comp after Slater, back him in for 1st try scorer.
2. Misi Taulapapa - Hard ball runner who hits very hard in defence, not much pace but excellent under the high ball.
3. Ben Pomeroy - Without a doubt the most underated centre in the comp, unlucky not to be playing origin, nice guy as well, paid $5000 towards his friends wedding which is a good gesture.
4. David Simmons - Got pace to burn and an OK defender.
5. Luke Covell - Best goal kicker in the game, dont give away penalties anywhere in your own half or you'll pay the price.
6. Brett Seymour - Underated 5/8, classy enough to support Kimmorley well.
7. Brett Kimmorley - Enough said, has played for Australia & NSW countless times, should be NSW origin half again this year, can single handedly tear his future club apart on Monday and will be looking to do so, best kicking game in the comp.
8. Adam Peek - Average prop from St George will do ok, gets a try every few years and is due.
9. Isaac De Gois - International rep for Portugal, will be the best hooker in the game in a few years time, will expose the dogs up the middle, can find wider holes then Sonny Bill in Candice Falzon's bedroom.
10. Luke Douglas - future Australian prop.
11. Paul Gallen - Best second rower in the comp without a doubt at the moment, hard as nails and takes no prisoners, good chance to burrow over for a couple of tries late in the game.
12. Fraser Anderson - Big mobile 2nd rower/centre, can rip the dogs apart on the fringes feeding off the good platform laid by Peek & Douglas.
13. Greg Bird - Best lock in world football, could have made it in most sports including american NFL & tennis(lmaooooo), extremely tough.

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14. Danny Nutley - Big hard running prop, perfect bench player.
15. Bryan Norrie - Up and coming forward packed with potential.
16. Terrance Seu Seu - Will come on mid game to split the dogs wide open from dummy half and give De Gois a rest.
17. Ben Ross - Origin prop desperate to resurrect his career, possible man of the match.


Going to be hard for the Dogs this one, if they can get within 18 points I think Folkes would class that as a win.

Was written by a sharkie fan on sharks forum before gameday LOL!
 
Far out thats crazy. Lucky we don't have anyone that biased on our forum....no wait....dammit Stu.
 
What I agree with and what I think is most funny.

1. Brett Kearney - One of the most deceptive players in the NRL
3. Ben Pomeroy - Without a doubt the most underated centre in the comp Close anyway
5. Luke Covell - Best goal kicker in the game [icon_lol1.
6. Brett Seymour - Underated 5/8
7. Brett Kimmorley - Should be NSW origin half again this year, best kicking game in the comp. [icon_lol1.
9. Isaac De Gois - International rep for Portugal, will be the best hooker in the game in a few years time, will expose the dogs up the middle, can find wider holes then Sonny Bill in Candice Falzon's bedroom. [icon_lol1. [icon_lol1. Funny for the joke and the outlandish statement
10. Luke Douglas - future Australian prop.
13. Greg Bird - Best lock in world football, extremely tough.
14. Danny Nutley - Big hard running prop
17. Ben Ross - Origin prop desperate to resurrect his career, possible man of the match. [icon_lol1.
 
Besides all the ones where he says "best" or "second best" anything, the rest is pretty correct IMO.
 
Well apparently he reckons Greg Bird would make it in tennis HAHAHAH
 
Thats just dumb.

Only good players they have are Bird, Gallen, Kimmorley and Douglas, who I might add makes more tackles and generally more hit ups than the more fancied 'Bruise Brothers' in Bird & Gallen.

Douglas is a future rep for sure!
 
Midgey said:
Far out thats crazy. Lucky we don't have anyone that biased on our forum....no wait....dammit Stu.

Stu's review of the Broncos:

1. Karmichael Hunt - nuffy
2. Denan Kemp - nuffy
3. Darius Boyd - nuffy
4. Justin Hodges - world class centre, but a prick. Therefore, nuffy.
5. Reece Robinson - nuffy
6. David Stagg - nuffy
7. Peter Wallace - good, but overrated
8. Ben Hannant - nuffy
9. Michael Ennis - average, plays like a prick, therefore nuffy
10. Joel Clinton - nuffy
11. Sam Thaiday - more style than substance - nuffy
12. Corey Parker - nuffy
13. Tonie Carroll - Queensland Origin legend, should play for Origin again, **** the Broncos.

14. Marsh - nuffy
15. Eastwood - nuffy
16. Kenny - nuffy
17. Sims - nuffy
18. Taylor - world's best player, Bennett is a joke for not starting him at five-eighth.

Coach Bennett: Nuffy.

Eels by 100.
 
Jeza23 said:
Thats just dumb.

Only good players they have are Bird, Gallen, Kimmorley and Douglas, who I might add makes more tackles and generally more hit ups than the more fancied 'Bruise Brothers' in Bird & Gallen.

Douglas is a future rep for sure!

I rate De Gois though. Very good, dangerous dummyhalf player.
 
I rate De Gois too. I am surprised he hasn't done more this year, but he is in the sharks line up. He should change clubs. The Dogs should buy him.
 
mrslong said:
I rate De Gois too. I am surprised he hasn't done more this year, but he is in the sharks line up. He should change clubs. The Dogs should buy him.

He's already signed with Newcastle.
 
Coxy said:
mrslong said:
I rate De Gois too. I am surprised he hasn't done more this year, but he is in the sharks line up. He should change clubs. The Dogs should buy him.

He's already signed with Newcastle.

Yeah great signing to help fill the Bedsy void, doesn't work as hard but might be a tad more creative than he is.
 
Who's up for seeing Greg Bird play in Wimbledon cup?
 
Thats a hilarious post imo.
It's just cheesy and funny in its own way.
Personally, I dont rate the sharks much.
 
Coxy said:
Midgey said:
Far out thats crazy. Lucky we don't have anyone that biased on our forum....no wait....dammit Stu.

Stu's review of the Broncos:

1. Karmichael Hunt - nuffy
2. Denan Kemp - nuffy
3. Darius Boyd - nuffy
4. Justin Hodges - world class centre, but a prick. Therefore, nuffy.
5. Reece Robinson - nuffy
6. David Stagg - nuffy
7. Peter Wallace - good, but overrated
8. Ben Hannant - nuffy
9. Michael Ennis - average, plays like a prick, therefore nuffy
10. Joel Clinton - nuffy
11. Sam Thaiday - more style than substance - nuffy
12. Corey Parker - nuffy
13. Tonie Carroll - Queensland Origin legend, should play for Origin again, **** the Broncos.

14. Marsh - nuffy
15. Eastwood - nuffy
16. Kenny - nuffy
17. Sims - nuffy
18. Taylor - world's best player, Bennett is a joke for not starting him at five-eighth.

Coach Bennett: Nuffy.

Eels by 100.

Thanks Coxy. I needed a laugh mate! [icon_lol1.
 

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