Hamm.0
NRL Captain
- Mar 5, 2008
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OK, I've decided we need a dedicated thread to whinge about fucking stupid ref's in Oztag.
Whenever you post your whinge, make sure to add the round and/or date (I don't care if it's only me that bitches, it needs to be done!!)
Round 9 Wed 14 Jan
So, first game back, all the boys are a little pudgee and slow from grazing over the break. Game was always going to be difficult. I raced to the ground as I was late and my heart sank immediately....we drew HER. Yes, you guys know who I'm talking about. i swear, she follows my games like a bad smell.
So, during the game, the following things go against us;
- She call a pass forward, I was in line with it, thought it was good and the guy scored. Disallowed.
- She calls another disallowed, because Eddie jumped through the tackle. Borderline call, fair enough.
- She calls 3 more "blocking with the hands" on our guys before the break and each time we could have scored. Ok, look it's hard to blame her, even though I played the entire game and I couldn't see them blocking, even though I was right next to them each time. 1 or 2...yeah, but 3!!? C'mon!
One of their guys goes down just before halftime, his patella was about 3 inches from where it should be. Nasty as all hell, felt sorry for the chap. However, we lost 5 minutes before the half waiting and then 5 minutes into the next half before she agreed with me (and by this time I'd got the other captain to agree) to move over to the adjacent empty field. P.S. old mate's ambulance arrived, she stopped for about a minute, before Troy told her to keep ref’ing and that he's got it. Now don't get me wrong, I'm glad we stopped and I feel bad for the guy, but we didn't get the time made up in anyway at all, once the buzzer went she called it off.
Second half;
- One of our boys makes a break, his tag comes loose. I'm in support, tell him to play it, I grab it and run, I get tagged from behind by guys still not 10 metres from the ruck. i asked her "how are they onside Ma'am?". Got told she can ref, to keep quiet.
- Another forward call, I was on the other wing can't comment, boys reckon it was way back. Fair enough, give her that one.
- One of their guys throws a pass so forward, it lands on my mates shoes, bounces up, they catch it run through and score. WTF!!!??? How is it not either, a forward or a knock on. This happen in a BHQ game too! If the ball comes in contact with the opposition, there has to be a knock-on in there somewhere!
- One of the boys makes a break, gets tackled in last ditch dive (was a brilliant effort), I am in support, scream for him to play it, I run blind and jump over the opposition player lying on the ground, there is no one around me, one guy coming across form their other wing and I have a winger in support. She blows whistles, "then says, "sorry, you're right no one around you can jump, I just did my usual got ahead of myself. Play it there"...W.T.F! I mean, that's sweet baby, but we could have just fucking scored you blonde bitch.
- I have ball 5 metres from line, 5th tackle do a stupid little grubber, but miraculously it bounces up, I grab it in air over the try line and put it down. No try she says. On this one I'm unsure, yes it bounced "over" the line, but I regathered and put it down before it could bounce or anything???
Anyways we drew 4-4. We are still undefeated, but I hate that woman. If she doesn't get her girls out before the end of season, I will put her on the list. She is lucky she's half hot cuz I am close to pushing her in front of a truck.
P.S. I forgot the icing on the cake! The greatest moment in casual sport! She blew final time, my mate asked what's score (I knew full well it was 4-4), she replies with, "4-3". Old mate from other team says, "to us?". Ref says, "no, to them". They then run off and talk amongst themselve strying to work it out, I stood there, debating if I should do the right thing. in the end, as they came running over to try and explain to her, I said, "You know it's actually 4-4. They scored 3 times in the 2nd half, we scored twice."
Winner. [icon_thumbs_do
Whenever you post your whinge, make sure to add the round and/or date (I don't care if it's only me that bitches, it needs to be done!!)
Round 9 Wed 14 Jan
So, first game back, all the boys are a little pudgee and slow from grazing over the break. Game was always going to be difficult. I raced to the ground as I was late and my heart sank immediately....we drew HER. Yes, you guys know who I'm talking about. i swear, she follows my games like a bad smell.
So, during the game, the following things go against us;
- She call a pass forward, I was in line with it, thought it was good and the guy scored. Disallowed.
- She calls another disallowed, because Eddie jumped through the tackle. Borderline call, fair enough.
- She calls 3 more "blocking with the hands" on our guys before the break and each time we could have scored. Ok, look it's hard to blame her, even though I played the entire game and I couldn't see them blocking, even though I was right next to them each time. 1 or 2...yeah, but 3!!? C'mon!
One of their guys goes down just before halftime, his patella was about 3 inches from where it should be. Nasty as all hell, felt sorry for the chap. However, we lost 5 minutes before the half waiting and then 5 minutes into the next half before she agreed with me (and by this time I'd got the other captain to agree) to move over to the adjacent empty field. P.S. old mate's ambulance arrived, she stopped for about a minute, before Troy told her to keep ref’ing and that he's got it. Now don't get me wrong, I'm glad we stopped and I feel bad for the guy, but we didn't get the time made up in anyway at all, once the buzzer went she called it off.
Second half;
- One of our boys makes a break, his tag comes loose. I'm in support, tell him to play it, I grab it and run, I get tagged from behind by guys still not 10 metres from the ruck. i asked her "how are they onside Ma'am?". Got told she can ref, to keep quiet.
- Another forward call, I was on the other wing can't comment, boys reckon it was way back. Fair enough, give her that one.
- One of their guys throws a pass so forward, it lands on my mates shoes, bounces up, they catch it run through and score. WTF!!!??? How is it not either, a forward or a knock on. This happen in a BHQ game too! If the ball comes in contact with the opposition, there has to be a knock-on in there somewhere!
- One of the boys makes a break, gets tackled in last ditch dive (was a brilliant effort), I am in support, scream for him to play it, I run blind and jump over the opposition player lying on the ground, there is no one around me, one guy coming across form their other wing and I have a winger in support. She blows whistles, "then says, "sorry, you're right no one around you can jump, I just did my usual got ahead of myself. Play it there"...W.T.F! I mean, that's sweet baby, but we could have just fucking scored you blonde bitch.
- I have ball 5 metres from line, 5th tackle do a stupid little grubber, but miraculously it bounces up, I grab it in air over the try line and put it down. No try she says. On this one I'm unsure, yes it bounced "over" the line, but I regathered and put it down before it could bounce or anything???
Anyways we drew 4-4. We are still undefeated, but I hate that woman. If she doesn't get her girls out before the end of season, I will put her on the list. She is lucky she's half hot cuz I am close to pushing her in front of a truck.
P.S. I forgot the icing on the cake! The greatest moment in casual sport! She blew final time, my mate asked what's score (I knew full well it was 4-4), she replies with, "4-3". Old mate from other team says, "to us?". Ref says, "no, to them". They then run off and talk amongst themselve strying to work it out, I stood there, debating if I should do the right thing. in the end, as they came running over to try and explain to her, I said, "You know it's actually 4-4. They scored 3 times in the 2nd half, we scored twice."
Winner. [icon_thumbs_do