The News Thread

Discussion in 'General Talk' started by Sproj, Nov 15, 2018.

  1. Sproj


    Probably makes sense to have one of these, not really sure if it is needed but let's give it a trial. It is useful for me living abroad anyway.

    So basically, feel free to post any news or even oddball news stories in here that might give people an important update or laugh...I'll post a story for a good laugh in a minute.
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  2. Sproj


    Bunnings sausage: Man tells of injury after greasy onion mishap in hardware store

    ABC Sunshine Coast By Kathy Sundstrom and Rob Blackmore

    PHOTO: Some Australians choose to top their sausages with onions at a barbecue, but others disagree.(ABC News: Jodie van de Wetering)

    A Queensland farmer who slipped over on a stray onion at Bunnings has welcomed the hardware giant's controversial suggestion that the vegetable should be placed beneath the sausage at its charity barbecues.

    Key points:

    • A Queensland farmer says he was injured after slipping on a piece of onion in Bunnings
    • Charity barbecues at Bunnings have been advised to place onions beneath the sausage
    • PM, celebrity chef weigh in on national debate about ideal placement of onions on sausage-in-bread
    Trevor, whose full name cannot be revealed, signed a non-disclosure agreement with Bunnings after being compensated following a painful accident three years ago.

    The 65-year-old from the Mary Valley said he entered Gympie Bunnings to buy a whipper snipper and did not notice the caramelised onion on the floor until he fell over backwards.

    "I walked into the store and it happened so fast, I had leather boots on … I went down on my back," he said.​
    While the placement of onions on a sausage sizzle has become a talk back topic across the nation, Trevor phoned ABC Sunshine Coast to insist it was no laughing matter.
    "It is serious stuff, this onion thing," he said.

    Trevor said when he returned to a Bunnings store after the incident, he had a panic attack and could not go hardware shopping without "checking the floor for onions".

    Under or over the sausage?

    PHOTO: Bunnings has issued the directive to charity groups to avoid a "slip hazard". (AAP: Dan Himbrechts)

    Bunnings' request to community groups to stop putting onions on top of the sausage at fundraising events at its hardware stores around the country has made national headlines.

    Chief operating officer Debbie Poole said the recommendation was recently introduced.

    "Safety is always our number one priority and we recently introduced a suggestion that onion be placed underneath sausages to help prevent the onion from falling out and creating a slip hazard," she said.
    "This recommendation is provided to the community groups within their fundraising sausage sizzle welcome pack and is on display within the gazebos when barbeques are underway.

    "Regardless of how you like your onion and snag, we are confident this new serving suggestion will not impact the delicious taste and great feeling you get when supporting your local community group."

    'Don't let your head hit the concrete': Trevor

    PHOTO: The onion ruling by Bunnings has caused heated debate across the country. (Supplied: Angela Moar)

    Trevor said Bunnings had offered to get him an ambulance after his slip, but he declined thinking he'd "be alright".
    The next day he realised how seriously he had been hurt and he worried about an injury to his new hip after having had a hip replacement.

    "I had to have an MRI scan to ensure my hip wasn't damaged," he said.

    Trevor decided to take the case on himself and pursued Bunnings for the emotional stress the incident caused.
    "I used to be an amateur boxer and I learnt the punch is not going to kill you; it's hitting your head on the concrete that is going to," he said.

    "When I went down, that is the first thing I thought of — 'don't let your head hit the concrete'.​
    "I went to another Bunnings a couple of weeks after and I had a panic attack.

    "Every time I go into Bunnings now I look on the floor — I look for onions."

    Removing the 'risk' factor

    PHOTO: Bill Asher (c) from Coast Guard Mooloolaba says putting the onions beneath the sausage makes it safer for all. (Supplied: Bill Asher)

    While Trevor was originally pushing for Bunnings to stop customers being able to eat the sausages inside the store, he has welcomed the company's instruction to community groups.

    So too has Coast Guard Mooloolaba, which relies on sausage sizzles for its fundraising.

    The group's Bill Asher said it would make it easier for volunteers.
    "We thought this was a much better idea [having the sausage on top]," he said.

    "When you get 136 volunteers and the bulk of us are between 70 and 80, you have got to take the risk factor out."

    Mr Asher said the Coastguard would sell up to 1,100 sausages on a Saturday morning and nearly half of those between 11:00am and noon.

    "When you are jostling around the bench and you have got bits of onions falling off and all of a sudden an old granny with the bucket in one hand and the shovel in another slips on onions, it's not a good look," Mr Asher said.

    Mr Asher added that educating the volunteers on the change was not tricky.

    "It was just a case of a simple edict, onions on first, sausages on second," he said.​
    But some customers had been harder to convince.

    "The only query we sometimes get is 'where are my onions?' and then we point out they are at the bottom of the sausage, safely tucked away," Mr Asher said.

    PHOTO: Celebrity chef Matt Golinski says from a culinary perspective, there's no right or wrong way to eat a sausage with onion. (Supplied)

    Celebrity chef Matt Golinski said it did not really matter where the onion was situated in terms of the best eating experience.
    "I'm a total sucker for the weekend sausage at the hardware shop," he said.

    "The fanciest I go is grabbing the American mustard bottle.

    "But maybe we can put it to a vote — it can be the ultimate democracy sausage."
    Even Prime Minister Scott Morrison agreed, taking time out to weigh in after his meeting with Indonesian president Joko Widodo at the ASEAN Summit in Singapore.

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    He said whether the onions were on top or underneath, he would happily partake wherever sausage is.
    "It is part of our Australian life," Mr Morrison said.

    "It is part of what we do and frankly I will not give them any recipe hints."​

    Lawyer praises Bunnings' action

    Maurice Blackburn lawyer Jillian Barrett praised Bunnings for the initiative.

    "Bunnings should be praised in this situation for taking steps, identifying an issue, and taking it up," Ms Barrett said.
    She said for a compensation claim to be successful, a customer "would have to prove the business knew about the hazard".
    The amount of compensation would differ on each case as it would depend on "the pain and suffering a person goes through, the reimbursement for medical treatment, and loss of wages".

    PHOTO: Bunnings' directive has been welcomed by lawyers and charity groups. ( Glenn Brown)

    There were guidelines on the amount of compensation that could be given for "pain and suffering".
    "In Queensland, the maximum is up to $360,000, depending on the year of the injury, which would be the worst-case scenario," Ms Barrett said.

    "Medical treatment and loss of income is another matter, although are limitations on payments for this too."

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    Quite possibly the funniest serious piece of journalism I've ever read.
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  3. I honestly can't tell if it's satire, or if this really is what the world is turning out to be. I mean, I know the onion under the snag is legit, but ****, all the papers are taking the absolute piss out of it.
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  4. ivanhungryjak

    ivanhungryjak NRL Captain

    Trevor is an idiot.
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  5. Morkel


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  6. Allo

    Allo NRL Player

    I don’t have onion. If everyone was like me there wouldn’t be onion to slip on.

    But seriously, get a (literal) grip Trevor.
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  7. Browny

    Browny State of Origin Captain

    **** me can the zombies kick off already the world needs a purge from this
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  8. ningnangnong

    ningnangnong HACK THE PLANET!!!

    **** mate, no wonder the chicks on Bumble went quiet.

    JOKES!!!!! JOKES!!!! I AM JOKING!!! Please lord don't think I am that much of a ****.
  9. Don't listen to him @Allo@Allo!!! See what the fucker posted about his sister? Damn son, this guy's savage as.

    That said, how the **** can you not have onion on a damn sausage sanga? Have a word with yourself mate.
  10. Morkel


    Like this.

  11. I feel like I don't even know you anymore man.
  12. Allo

    Allo NRL Player

    You’re **** dead to me

    Haha but seriously I think it’s more a texture thing. Still not keen on the taste either though

    Funny thing is I actually like the onion cooking because it gives it that full bbq smell along with the meat on there
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  13. Sproj


    Beer battered (as in literally pouring beer over the not really battered, more spattered), or spattered if you will, onions are amazing. Other than that, Japanese beer strip fried bbq rice is an amazing thing to eat.
  14. Onion is shit.
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  15. ningnangnong

    ningnangnong HACK THE PLANET!!!

  16. Have argued this with him for years. Onion haters are odd.
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  17. Art Vandelay

    Art Vandelay QCup Player

    Are you still living in Zhongguo @Sproj@Sproj ?
  18. Sproj


    I am indeed. Heading here any time soon?
  19. Art Vandelay

    Art Vandelay QCup Player

    I've had to shelve any travel aspirations while I try to lock down an early retirement.

    Back on topic: Surely the issue isn't the placement of the onions so much as it is the selfishness of the slovenly that drop onions from their bread/mouth/tongs and don't pick it up. You'll never be able to get onion-related deaths down to zero. Man put onion on the barbecue and yea, it was good. You can't get that genie back in the bottle. But legally speaking I would love it if for once the liability was limited to the person that caused the hazard. You'd get less frivolous lawsuits because individuals don't have deep pockets (generally) and you might even get people to gain a sense of personal responsibility and clean up after themselves.
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    Whilst I don't agree with the whole "Doing it for legal reasons" I absolutely support the placing of onions underneath the sausage. I love onion....cooked, raw, pickled....all of it. With the onion under the sausage the chances of losing any are minimised which can only be a good thing.

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