The random question thread

Discussion in 'General Talk' started by Black Philip, Jun 4, 2008.

    Instead of just "Why?" questions I decided we should have a thread open to any sort of question. Whether you're pondering one of lifes great mysteries or just wondering how many times Kevin Rudd had his jocks wedged up his arse in high school, ask it here!

    I'll start off with...

    Why are farts so hilarious?
  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    How many times DID Kevin Rudd have his jocks rammed up his arse in high school?
  2. Because they often occur at inappropriate times in inappropriate places during inadvertent actions.

    Who else privately or openly wished that Bile Candifuck actually had had a heart attack and we would no longer be subjected to the filthy maw that is his face on televisions almost year round (Big Smother and Ostrayan Oidle)?
  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Do you write for MAD magazine on the side?
  4. No, but if I win Powerball on Thursday I might just quit my job and do that for fun!
  5. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Sorry Coxy, you won't be winning - I put my entry in today and plan on doing all future posting on BHQ from my 20 bedroom mansion on my own private island!
  6. Emma

    Emma NRL Player

    What's this MY business?!?! Shouldn't that be OURS dear?! [icon_razz1
  7. Clintos

    Clintos NRL Captain

    Well looks like you won't be doing that. It's my week this week. It's a shame, because you seem to have all the skills required to write for MAD Magazine...
  8. Pffft, you're dreaming. I'm in a powerhouse powerball syndicate which is GUARANTEED to win. I wouldn't enter if it wasn't.

    The only downside is having to split the winnings 3 ways, but I think I can survive on $16.66 million. Just.
  9. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Well obviously you would be entitled to the use of one of the smaller bedrooms in MY mansion should I win! [icon_razz1
  10. Emma

    Emma NRL Player

    At least the syndicate you're in only has to be split 3 ways. There's one at my work with 50 people in it - stuff that, that's only a million each!
  11. Emma

    Emma NRL Player

    So now we're in separate bedrooms are we...
  12. Plus I'm hoping to drive one of them mental using Bowling Buddies on Facebook, so they are incapacitated and unable to claim their share.

    300 Aeetee. I got 300! Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!
  13. Guest

    Guest Guest

    With 50 mill kicking around I'm gonna have a lot of stuff taking up space!

    I'm quitting now while I"m behind...
  14. Emma

    Emma NRL Player

    Wise move dear, wise move [icon_razz1
  15. Hamm.0

    Hamm.0 NRL Captain

    Do you sweat when you swim?
  16. Kris


    Haha, this thread turned into a Powerball thread!

    Why is Gerard Butler (guy from 300 and PS I Love You) so dreamy?

    (I guess this should've been on the Why thread).
  17. Jay-Lee

    Jay-Lee QCup Player

    IS gerard Butler the guy from Phantom of the Opera?
  18. Or 30 minute flogging session with Greg Bird, right cockieroachie?
  19. NPK

    NPK QCup Player

    Can black guys still call their girlfriends "shorty" if she is actually taller than them?

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