The random question thread

Morkel

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Everyone on BHQ done them, and I'm learning they exist today. I gotta get out more.
Not me. Let’s go.

I’ll end up overthinking it and insist that they’re asking for a blood sacrifice when in actual fact we just need to push the red button.
 

Nashy

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We need a new toaster. The Aldi special has served us well, but it gives me the shits. Anyway, I thought this would be some easy task, well fucking no. Apparently online reviewers love their toast, and bag out plenty of the models on the market.

Before I pull the trigger on this beast, anyone got any hot toaster bargains or inside toaster tips I should know about? I'm thinking long instead of 4 separate slots.
 

Super Freak

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We need a new toaster. The Aldi special has served us well, but it gives me the shits. Anyway, I thought this would be some easy task, well fucking no. Apparently online reviewers love their toast, and bag out plenty of the models on the market.

Before I pull the trigger on this beast, anyone got any hot toaster bargains or inside toaster tips I should know about? I'm thinking long instead of 4 separate slots.
I've never had any problems with the 4 slot toasters from Kmart.

https://www.kmart.com.au/product/4-slice-long-slot-toaster/1996301

That's the model I have.
 

Nashy

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I've never had any problems with the 4 slot toasters from Kmart.
See I don't mind the 4 slots, but we like our bread and quite often have different types of bread. So I think a long one would be better should we wish to toast any long bread.
 

Nashy

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We've had a Breville with the two long slots for ages, and it's been faultless.
There are a couple of Brevilles I'm looking at. Ones the older model of the other, so that pretty much rules it out for me, I don't want no old toast tech. They both don't review quite as well. ALso, doesn't have a countdown timer, and in toast land, that's a little bit fucking fancy.
 
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Harry Sack

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You'll be looking for the 2 long slot for sure. Decent width to the slots as well in case you want a thicker slice.
 

Morkel

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You’ve covered width and girth, but don’t forget depth. Ours is like 15 years old, so maybe some elements are out, but it only properly toasts the lower three-quarters. Make sure you get one with adequate depth if you like to be fully satisfied.
 

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