The random question thread

Discussion in 'General Talk' started by Black Philip, Jun 4, 2008.

  1. Tom

    Tom State of Origin Rep

    Zombies are better than us. They never attack or hurt each other.
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  2. They also don't discriminate with their victims. Zombies are good... dead people.
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  3. Could I sue Lynx for false advertising?

    In their ads, they imply that if you spray on Lynx you will have women all over you even coming from a mile away to be with you but that never happens to me...

    I'm wondering if there would be a legal loophole where I could sue the fuckers?
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  4. abashii

    abashii NRL Player

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  5. ningnangnong

    ningnangnong HACK THE PLANET!!!

    Don't tell me you're still using Lynx, blud?

    I have been tempted to buy Lynx Africa recently just for those sweet, sweet memories of being a teen.
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  6. Rarely. I'll keep a can of Lynx Voodoo in the dresser but I mainly use Nivea or L'Oreal shower gel and deodorant and a really nice cologne I got.

    Every now and then if the Lynx shower gel is on special, I will buy that.
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  7. Morkel


    I may just have it wrong again, but don't they go for people's brains? Simpson did it. So maybe they just have a quick chew anywhere on the body (inadvertently "turning them") to see if they're a warm one, and then if so, they only eat the brain, or just a certain portion of the brain, as maybe that's the only food that can sustain them?
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  8. Going to go hungry if they come after me.
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  9. Spoken like a man who has tried to walk that path before.
  10. @holdzy89@holdzy89 - Are you still living up North? If so, are you all good with everything that's happening up there?
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  11. holdzy89

    holdzy89 NRL Captain

    All good at the moment, cheers man.
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  12. soup

    soup State of Origin Rep

    Anybody into woodwork? I love it but know next to nothing.

    I’ve got a set of wicker (cane and pine) chairs and a small table that are my grandmother’s; likely 40+ years old.

    I’m trying to treat them with the respect they deserve and have so far cleaned them within an inch of their life with the intentions of re-varnishing, but I’ve considered painting them to modernise. Here’s a photo:


    The webbing was becoming loose so I had to replace, but after I removed a thousand staples I decided it was a good time to restore.

    There’s still varnish on them for the most part. The coffee table surface is stripped with an orbital sander to remove stains.

    If I wanted to paint them, do I really have to sand them, and if so, lightly or completely keeping in mind I’m OCD with this stuff.

    Any tips? Is there an easier way?
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  13. soup

    soup State of Origin Rep

    Btw, how good is my lawn? Lol. #OCD
  14. Horseheadsup

    Horseheadsup NRL Player

    Mine looked really great painted a vivid white. May have to sand the varnish off or the paint may not adhere ?
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  15. soup

    soup State of Origin Rep

    That’s the colour I was planning. I had the same fear about the paint falling off.
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  16. Sproj


    Sure but those seats might give you a little surprise when you go to sit down. Hehe
  17. Morkel


    James Bond seats. Anyone bring rope?
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  18. soup

    soup State of Origin Rep

    The webbing needed replacing, hence the position I’m in. I don’t want to replace the webbing with a thousand more staples, only to lift each staple with a blade screwdriver again, just to paint it. It’s now or never.
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  19. ningnangnong

    ningnangnong HACK THE PLANET!!!

    You beat me to it - saw the photo and was just about to post 'soupy, your lawn looks **** amazing!' haha. So lush.
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    Me too. I didn't even notice the furniture. I was like... that's a really nice grass patch.
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