HACK THE PLANET!!!
^^^ FUCKING BANGER ^^^
My first ever music festival, I walked through the gates after dropping an ecky 20mins prior in the car (as passenger) and there’s Fatboy Slim beat- juggling Madonna across 5 turntables, whipping up an absolute frenzy amongst 5000+ dancing punters. I stood in awe, then spewed, LOL! Mega-rush! [HASHTAG]#smashedcrab[/HASHTAG]