What would happen if......

[pennywisealfie]

Someone were to kick a goal line dropout 100 metres and it went over the crossbar. would that indeed be a field goal, or would it not matter?

 

[bronco_babe77]

Lol, I doubt it. But I'd love to see it!!

They should get 50 points for it.

 

[Nashy]

Lockyer could do it. He would look at the ball, and out of pure fright it would fall on the ground, then onto his foot, and then rush away over the far posts.

But then, Lockyer would want the ball back, the ball knows this. So instead of stopping dead, it would hit a stupid opposition supporter in the crowd, breaking said supporters nose, and bounce back towards Lockyer, hitting both the uprights on the Broncos line, 4 times each, then it would lay perfect on the crossbar, right on the black dot. It would be perfect.

Lockyer would then grunt, and the ball would fall backwards over the bar.

The opposition captain's head would explode, and would have a heart attack, after having a punch up with Gould in the box. Gould and Rabs are fire, channel 9 would lose the contract to Foxsports, and Foxtel would offer massive discounts for Foxtel to league fans.

Lockyer would take the 1 point. Since this is only the second minute of play, a try a minute, and a 100% success rate would win the Broncos the game. 468 - 0.

Dave Gallop would step down, Chubby close would be elected as CEO, and the Rabbitohs, Sharks, Roosters and Eels would all be removed from the comp. Melbourne would be forced to create it's own juniors. PNG get heaps of money to do everything up, and their own team. Perth are in the comp, as is Darwin.

In the time, AFL crowds are far lower than expected, because of the awesomeness that is Darren Lockyer.

Because of his new found fame, he also released a product he has been working on for the past 10 years. Lockyer's Cleansing Face Wash.

Carroll finds this complements his chin very well, he has a crack of a year because of his new soft facial features, and we win the comp, we win Origin and we win the International game. For shits and gigs, we also enter into a Japanese rugby play off, and we beat them to hell.

All this, because Lockyer is God.

 

[pennywisealfie]

HAHAHA thatd be hilarious!

Rabs: and the storm stop souths in goal in the 79th minute after a 48-0 drubbing! could things get any worse for souths!!! Here comes Sutton with the droput and SOUTHS WIN!!!

 

[Je$ter]

Melboourne already do produce their own juniors?

And answer is no it would not be a field goal because it's a restart of play. Similar to if you kick a kick off throug hthe posts you don't get points.

 

[Nashy]

Melboourne already do produce their own juniors?

And answer is no it would not be a field goal because it's a restart of play. Similar to if you kick a kick off throug hthe posts you don't get points.

But you aren't doing a drop kick when kicking off.

 

[OXY-351]

I thought of a slighly more serious (or at least possible) "what would happen" question the other day. What would happen if a team won a grand final, but were subsequently found to have farked up an interchange and had 14 people on the field as the bulldogs did earlier in the season?

In that intance, the bulldogs effectively lost the game, but there opponents didn't win it did they. Not a huge issue in a regular season match, but what would happen in a gf?

 

[pennywisealfie]

this is serious. I cant think of anything more serious TBH

 

[Fozz]

this is serious. I cant think of anything more serious TBH

So it's serious?

 

[Je$ter]

Melboourne already do produce their own juniors?

And answer is no it would not be a field goal because it's a restart of play. Similar to if you kick a kick off throug hthe posts you don't get points.

But you aren't doing a drop kick when kicking off.

That's not the point. It's a restart of play, same as a kick off.

 

[Nashy]

[quote="Je$ter":izdfq9ov]Melboourne already do produce their own juniors?

And answer is no it would not be a field goal because it's a restart of play. Similar to if you kick a kick off throug hthe posts you don't get points.

But you aren't doing a drop kick when kicking off.

That's not the point. It's a restart of play, same as a kick off.[/quote:izdfq9ov]

All good. Anyway. My answer is correct. You know it, I know it, Chuck Norris knows it.

 

[Flutterby]

Chubby close would be elected as CEO

Is he related to Choppy Close? :mrgreen:

 

[Nashy]

Long lost Cousins on the mother's side. Chubby was born and raised by pack wolves in Antartica. Darren Lockyer is his father, and his son.



PS. I type it fast and I pictured him, and my brain thought Chubby. My apologies.

Anyway. My answer is still right, everything else is wrong.

 

[Charmamba]

I thought of a slighly more serious (or at least possible) "what would happen" question the other day. What would happen if a team won a grand final, but were subsequently found to have farked up an interchange and had 14 people on the field as the bulldogs did earlier in the season?

In that intance, the bulldogs effectively lost the game, but there opponents didn't win it did they. Not a huge issue in a regular season match, but what would happen in a gf?

Rematch the week after!!!

 

[Aeetee]

I heard Bob "Bozo" Fulton and big Darryl "The Big Mahn" Brohman fighting on air one day about how Darryl sued the guy who intentionally broke his jaw* during a game, Fulton said that suing was a dog act and what happens on the field should have stayed there.

NOW; What would happen if say Gallen tackled Liam Fulton and as he got up accidently stood on his face and damaged both eyes that he was now blind, would Fulton still say what happens on the field stays on the field....hmmm

*In his Origin debut in the opening match of the 1983 series, Brohman had his jaw broken by a vicious Les Boyd elbow, which saw him sidelined for the rest of the season

 

[Charmamba]

Depends on the extent wouldnt it?

Broken Jaw then so be it. Going blind different story.

 

[Aeetee]

Ok bit overboard, say Webb intentionally broke hisjaw during and origin and sidelined him for year....

 

[Dexter]

I remeber the incident well, while it was a different game back then it was without a doubt a cowardly act. Fulton played the game hard and on the line even for those times as well so it was no surpris to hear him defend Boyd.


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