Shed, you nailed it in your first sentence mate, things were a bit bleak in 2020, lighten up dude and add a KPI, come on do it.I get this is in good fun but how do you quantify “trying your guts out”. Sorry mate, you only tried 86.5% or your guts out and we need at least a 90+ for you to meet your KPI.
There’s already a code of conduct in place so we don’t need the ‘don’t make a prick of yourself” KPI but again how do you quantify being a prick? Is it okay to be a prick if your pissed in private or to be a prick in public as long you’re sober?
Stay off Tinder? Why? What does that have to do with playing ability.
Mullets are back in fashion and accepted at most work places.