POST GAME [PREMIERS, 2025] Broncos vs Storm

Warp and warts
X-ray night and day
Cray cray!

Hawaiian print pangle
Let a single tooth found in a bedspread with hair on it

Whisper finger fancy
Dango crispy wuskadamps
Running under cluster colour
Morning day PIZZA MAN!!!
Why did I get a sudden urge to take my rifle to the sixth floor of a book depository upon reading this
 
jack black wtf GIF
You’ve gotta say it in a rap accent and a zesty beat in the background
 
I was being facetious, egregious, a pile of pizzas
Wicked wings farmhand mustard whingers
A picture, no love, a horse without blinkers
I'm having a stroke, typing with my fingers
The lyrics I wrote were much more high brow than that but ok
 
I was like…food ya
And it was gou…da
Along came cheddar
And it was no feta

But also like dairy…
No milk in sight
Alternatives can be scary
But let you sleep at night

Ooh ahh what’s the smell?
Oh it’s the blue cheese
Just hard to sell
And do not squeeze

Leads to gas yeah
Totally putrid
Don’t want to go in there
Now it’s rancid

Eh whatever…

Time for mozzarella
 
Every now and then I listen tk the triple m final 10 minutes call of the grand final....

As I hear CONEHEAD RIDING the storm home with "that should have been a penalty/no sin bin/lucky" bs nothing picks my spirits up more knowing he is ****ING BURNING as that final siren goes off. So obviously faking being happy about the broncos winning with his gutless mates not questioning his loyalties lol
 
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