Broncos Roster, Signings and Rumours Discussion 2025

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I'll tell you what, next time you're at a Sydney game we can do a BHQ Meetup and I'll take delivery in person

But only if you show up dressed like Cleopatra to deliver it

If we make the GF I will absolutely rock up dressed as Cleopatra!

This is...dedication to the cause I guess.

I tell you - just put me in the back row and I will not let you hoes down!!!!!!!!
 
Might make this a theme. Any new player we sign I will buy something from their side hustle.

If we almagamate them all then by the end of the season we will have some horrific, grotesque, voodoo-esque shrine / statue to ceremonially burn as a symbol of our squad's lack of focus when we don't win the premiership .

So far we have a veneer-laden, Cleopatra-scented figure wearing a Reyno 300 t shirt which we burn on Walsh's livestream.

Am I missing anything else?
 
If we almagamate them all then by the end of the season we will have some horrific, grotesque, voodoo-esque shrine / statue to ceremonially burn as a symbol of our squad's lack of focus when we don't win the premiership .

So far we have a veneer-laden, Cleopatra-scented figure wearing a Reyno 300 t shirt which we burn on Walsh's livestream.

Am I missing anything else?

That sounds like a lovely idea.

I think that Haas owns some streetwear brand called 'proper streetwear' - truly hideous gear. These outfits scream "I will shiv you in the kidney if you make eye contact". I think Walshy was wearing the glasses in his youtube lives (which look like Anastasia out of her 'Left Outside Alone' video)

Patty has some hydration brand called ASCD800:

Billy, Mozer, and a few others have invested in StepOne underwear.

I think Arthars, Patty, Riki and some others might be involved with Alfreds Apartment, another clothing brand that recently landed a collab with Asics. Bit suss.

Very keen for Kotoni to release a range of whisks and toe separators IYKYK
 
I think that Haas owns some streetwear brand called 'proper streetwear' - truly hideous gear. These outfits scream "I will shiv you in the kidney if you make eye contact".

This guy makes over a million dollars a year and still feels the need to make knockoff-Geedup style streetwear? This is so embarrassing.

It looks like the clothing brand equivalent of the May brothers....

If I saw someone in this brand I honestly wouldn't know whether they'd escaped from a prison or a mental facility.

Meanwhile Carrigan probably sells 1 sachet of Mango-flavoured salt per year to some poor bloke who drinks it before his 20 minute box-ercise class.

Suddenly the perfume doesn't seem so bad..........
 
Should make it that he can't play against us in round 26 if we release him early.

Although I still wouldn't be releasing him early... we have no fullback cover as it is.

Who knows if these teams are actually wanting him early or if it's just media spin.
 
This guy makes over a million dollars a year and still feels the need to make knockoff-Geedup style streetwear? This is so embarrassing.

It looks like the clothing brand equivalent of the May brothers....

If I saw someone in this brand I honestly wouldn't know whether they'd escaped from a prison or a mental facility.

Meanwhile Carrigan probably sells 1 sachet of Mango-flavoured salt per year to some poor bloke who drinks it before his 20 minute box-ercise class.

Suddenly the perfume doesn't seem so bad..........
Over a million a year is **** all when your career is 15 years long
 
If we almagamate them all then by the end of the season we will have some horrific, grotesque, voodoo-esque shrine / statue to ceremonially burn as a symbol of our squad's lack of focus when we don't win the premiership .

So far we have a veneer-laden, Cleopatra-scented figure wearing a Reyno 300 t shirt which we burn on Walsh's livestream.

Am I missing anything else?
can you almagamate me into the cleopatra plans please i promise not to show u up too much
 
Over a million a year is **** all when your career is 15 years long

At current interest rates, the NPV of earning on average $1m for 15 years is ~$11.1m

For someone earning an ordinary, decent wage (~$100k average) for 40 years, the NPV is ~$2m.

Even with a short earning window, his lifetime earnings are more than 5x what an average person will earn over a 40 year career.

Translation: He probably doesn't need to be scrapping for extra income by selling terrible knock-off clothing.
 
BOOM!

Our spine all locked up until at least 2027 then right?

Mam - 2029
Walsh - 2029
Black - 2027?
Mozer - 2027
Bukowski - 2027
Black might be until the end of next year... do recall something about a 2yr extension so he mightve signed that last year coming off his dev deal

 
Source? He's currently on Development, right?
I know Dobbo mentioned it in the most recent podcast (dont think he mentioned how many years though), but not sure if anything official has popped up anywhere
 
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