If you were a professional Rugby league player...

[Fozz]

But you'd have to put up with Brain Smith. Super Weirdo!

 

[GCBRONCO]

A 5/8th for the Wests Tigers, I can sit out most of the season and still get paid! Plus I don't have to tackle.

 

[Alec]

I'm too slow for the back, and not big enough for the forwards.

The only two positions I wouldn't completely fail in would be hooker or halfback I guess. I wouldn't play hooker because it'll probably give me a bad back though. I reckon I would be an OK halfback though, I've got a pretty accurate boot, and I think I'd be able to structure a team without being too creative (sort of like Shane Perry).

Will probably play for Souffs, since they have no decent halfbacks anyway. Then switch to the Broncos, and be the next (and a more successful) Shane Perry.

 

[schmix]

I'd switch codes and play on the wing for the Wallabies. I'd be the highest paid player in the team and never touch the ball.

 

[Clintos]

Lets have a BHQ league game!

 

[mick]

Captain/coach/media manager for Celtic Crusaders... doing all of that playing left centre, thank you!

They're in the ESL as of next season & I have family in Wales. 'twould be awesome!

 

[Burg]

Winger for the Storm, I mean you'd just score tries off the back of the players around you, thats gotta be the easiest gig in the NRL at present.