Newsflash: Scare at NSW Origin Training

[mal]

Pre season training for the NSW 2009 state of origin team in Sydney was delayed nearly two hours late this morning, after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the ground.

Initially officials thought it was a prank!!

The Coach immediately suspended training, while police and ASIO were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, NSW Police forensic experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact, the try line.

Practice was resumed this afternoon after Police & ASIO decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

 

[broncosil]

Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps?
They had pictures of NSW players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.


Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in a NSW shirt?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.


Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.
The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered."
The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded."
The fourth one says, "I prefer NSW fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable."


Q. If you see a NSW fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A. It could be your bicycle.


Q. What do NSW fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


Q. What do you have when 100 NSW fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.


Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead NSW fan on the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.


Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a NSW fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the NSW fan - twice.


Q. What's the difference between NSW and a jet engine?
A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.


Q. How many NSW fans does it take to change a light bulb.
A. Seven - one to change it, five to moan about it and a Manager to say that if the ref had done his job in the first place the light bulb would never have gone out.

 

[mal]

you ruined my thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[broncosil]

you ruined my thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You'll be right! Funny jokes though?!

 

[dukey]

Pre season training for the NSW 2009 state of origin team in Sydney was delayed nearly two hours late this morning, after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the ground.

Initially officials thought it was a prank!!

The Coach immediately suspended training, while police and ASIO were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, NSW Police forensic experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact, the try line.

Practice was resumed this afternoon after Police & ASIO decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

[icon_lol1. LOLZ! That's hilarious! I haven't heard that joke 700 times for each sport in the world!