Des is hilarious.
Heard a story about him from a bunch of ex-manly boys who played under him. He's insanely frugal (this is the coach who stopped in the tunnel in the middle of a run-out to pick up a coin he found...) and he used to show up to training in these really old, beaten up black footy boots. Players used to tell him he needed new ones constantly, he'd always resist.
One day some of the players stole and threw away one of his old boots and apparently Hasler looked for it tirelessly for months before conceding and buying a new pair of boots.
Almost a decade later at a Manly even, during a speech for Hasler, the players who took the boot finally confessed to Des what they'd done, thinking he'd have a laugh.... instead he was furious, telling the players that he'd always wondered what happened and he had only just thrown the one remaining boot away a few weeks ago - almost 10 years after the first one went missing, because he was always hoping it would show up. Was legitimately filthy that he had to buy a new pair.
Total mad scientist
Des wore Doc Martens long long long time after most people stopped he got them as a MOTM award in 1987, Menzies stole them one day and sent him a ransom note, Des refused to pay the ransom, next ransom note had a cut up shoe lace in and Des lost his mind. He loved the 20 year old shoes but wouldn't pay to get them back.
