NEWS Training report

[McHunt]

CM is reporting on yesterday's training session: two hour torture test in 34 degree heat. Pies twice called out TPJ for piking in sprints making the whole squad redo them. Farnsworth led the sprints. Perese named as a big improver over last year, when he spewed. Croft said it sure was hotter and more humid than Melbourne, but laughed it off.

Nothing else in there you need to know.

 

[abashii]

My boy Herbie leading the way. I'm all over this fella like Wolfie on Pattie.

 

[Kimlo]

These summaries are the best.

All the meat, none of the clickbait sensationalist garbage.

 

[Kooly87]

These summaries are the best.

All the meat, none of the clickbait sensationalist garbage.

Yep, I'm sure it's more work for @McHunt but it's a pretty big improvement to read for us. Thanks Rupert.

 

[tommy]

I still want to know what colour shoes Haas was wearing.

 

[Broncapz]

This is actually better than having the articles copy-pasted. Thank you

 

[Locky's Left Boot]

Did they train with music?

 

[lynx000]

Did they train with music?

Yes, Billy Ray Cyrus Achy Breaky Heart on loop.

 

[Horseheadsup]

So out on the paddock and a magpie called TPJ a pussy?

 

[Allo]

My boy Herbie leading the way. I'm all over this fella like Wolfie on Pattie.

Take a number mate

 

[Nashy]

Take a number mate

I saw him first!

 

[I bleed Maroon]

Don't like the sound of TPJ needing to have the whip cracked. This sounds very similar to the sort of ill discipline that saw him suspended so much. He really needs to pull his head in.

 

[007]

Don't like the sound of TPJ needing to have the whip cracked. This sounds very similar to the sort of ill discipline that saw him suspended so much. He really needs to pull his head in.

Combination of IQ and professional attitude. Will take a lot for this man to change his stripes.

 

[Kimlo]

Combination of IQ and professional attitude. Will take a lot for this man to change his stripes.

He doesn't need to be very smart.

Show picture of cam smith, run hard at this guy boss, Okeh? Okeh.

Done.

 

[I bleed Maroon]

Combination of IQ and professional attitude. Will take a lot for this man to change his stripes.

Well he better change them damn well quick because we have a million young players crawling up his ass and if he gets himself suspended enough, he's only inviting them to sell their wears in his spot.

 

[Marty Deutschmann]

Did they train with music?

No, were on the old oval

 

[broncsgoat]

imagine trying to haul the amount of weight TPJ has too doing sprints in the sun. **** that noise.

 

[theshed]

My boy Herbie leading the way. I'm all over this fella like Wolfie on Pattie.

I’m a big fan of Herbie but this season I think I’m crushing on @McHunt