JesterFleshwound
- Apr 26, 2012
- 7
- 14
Hi all, long time loiterer, first time poster. Thought I'd break the ice with a light-hearted poke at some our great team's more noticeable deficiencies:
Take a drink every time:
-Macca gets the ball knocked out of hands at dummy half
-Wallace gets the ball and looks for a non-existent or mis-timed runner, then gets smashed by the defence
-The "flying V" play gets clinically shut down by the opposition
-Macca throws an in-effective dummy
-Opposition gets offload with 3 Broncs defenders hanging on
-One of our "Speedmen" gets run down from a line break
-Parker misses easy shot at goal (skull drink if goal would have given 8 or 14pt lead!)
-On field ref robs us (skull if video ref robs us!)
-We get a penalty (YAY!) and you close your eyes and pray that THEY JUST KICK IT OUT ON THE FULL FFS!!!!
-They don't kick the penalty out on the full F......F......S
Add your own below.
Take a drink every time:
-Macca gets the ball knocked out of hands at dummy half
-Wallace gets the ball and looks for a non-existent or mis-timed runner, then gets smashed by the defence
-The "flying V" play gets clinically shut down by the opposition
-Macca throws an in-effective dummy
-Opposition gets offload with 3 Broncs defenders hanging on
-One of our "Speedmen" gets run down from a line break
-Parker misses easy shot at goal (skull drink if goal would have given 8 or 14pt lead!)
-On field ref robs us (skull if video ref robs us!)
-We get a penalty (YAY!) and you close your eyes and pray that THEY JUST KICK IT OUT ON THE FULL FFS!!!!
-They don't kick the penalty out on the full F......F......S
Add your own below.