Even if we had to operate for six months with literally no CEO, it's simply not possible for even the empty chair to do a better job of utterly torching the place than Paul White managed in his previous stint.
The empty chair would do a far better job.
Broncos Staff Member: "Darius Boyd has come to us with a huge offer from a rival club, so to keep him should we offer him 800k for 4 years?"
Empty Chair: "......."
Broncos Staff Member: "You're right, that is a ridiculous amount considering his current level and age, we'll offer him 500k for two years take it or leave it, thanks Empty".
Broncos Staff Member: "Just been talking to Isaac Moses about a heap of our players and he wants to have player options put into their contracts for multiple years, can't see any harm in that and it obviously means they love it here and want the option to stay"
Empty Chair: "......."
Broncos Staff Member: "Of course why didn't I think of that, PO's only benefit the player and lead to complacency or will have them go to the higher bidder if they play well giving absolutely no benefit to the club, thanks Empty Chair you always know what to say."
Broncos Staff Member: "I think we should give Anthony Seibold a 5 year contract with no performance clauses, I mean he is the freaking Dally M coach of the year!"
Empty Chair: "......."
Broncos Staff Member: "When you put it that way he has only been a head coach for 2 years of a roster that was already high performing, let's make it 2 years with the option to extend if he goes well".
Empty Chair: "......."
Broncos Staff Member: "You think we should have some performance clauses in there too? You got it!"
Broncos Staff Member: "As you know Kayla and Darius are pregnant so we thought we would have an exciting gender reveal after the game to celebrate tonight"
Empty Chair: "......."
Broncos Staff Member: "You have a point, if we lose tonight we win the first wooden spoon in our club's history and celebrating on the field no matter the occasion would be a terrible look and would be a massive insult to all our fans. I'll tell the guys to have it queued up but if we lose then it is called off and they need to at least pretend to be disappointed in the result".
Empty Chair: "........"
Broncos Staff Member: "Actually now that I think about it more, even if we do win and avoid the wooden spoon this has still been a terrible season filled with disappointment, poor attitudes and an overall disconnect from the fans and the legacy of this club; I'll tell them that we won't do it on the field but will arrange a really nice private celebration to honor Darius and their upcoming family addition. Thanks EC"