Football Draft

[Fozz]

Then the Knobheads welcome Nigel de Jong, we're sure he'll break a leg out there.

 

[Ari Gold]

FC Wanka are disappointed to have their man taken. They think De Jong would have lived up to the Wanka tradition.

Alas, they will instead fill their Defensive Midfield role with Michael Essien.

 

[Fozz]

Surrender Monkeys lay out a cheese plate and say bonjour to Patrice Evra and Sergio Busquets

 

[Ari Gold]

FC Wanka say bonjour to the talents of Samir Nasri

 

[Fozz]

Knobheads select Djibril Cisse

 

[pennywisealfie]

esteban cambiasso for Boca

 

[ningnangnong]

I think it's my pick...

FC Matthäus Munchen select Toni Kroos.

 

[pennywisealfie]

sss young boys up

 

[Ari Gold]

SSC Young Boys take Christian Eriksen

 

[pennywisealfie]

flamingos next

 

[Porthoz]

The Black Flamingos welcome Marcelo Vieira

 

[ningnangnong]

Coca Colo select Miralem Pjanić.

 

[pennywisealfie]

Sergio Ramos for IC Milano

 

[Porthoz]

CF Porto selects Ashley Cole and Pepe

 

[pennywisealfie]

IC Milano select Ignazio Abate

 

[ningnangnong]

Coca Colo select Jan Vertonghen.

 

[Porthoz]

Vital Dede will join the Black Flamingos

 

[Ari Gold]

SSC Young Boys take that French defender Sakho whose first name I can't spell. From now on he shall answer to mike.