NEWS Matty Johns: Broncos must get emotional

[Culhwch]

Doubt he wrote it. It'd be ghostwritten, probably over the phone. Then blame the News LTD sub if you don't like the punctuation.

But then again, the fact you thought it was written by Johns gives merit to retaining a certain colloquial feel to it. Sometimes wrong is right, innit?

What? No! A rugby league player doesn't write their own columns? Colour me shocked, pal. Thanks for the heads up!

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