I have never done a team review after a game so here goes:
1. Boyd - shit. 0.5. Learn to lead as you can't defend.
2. Oates - shit. 2. Congrats on the newborn looks like you were short of sleep already.
3. Staggs - good effort. 6. Great run, deserved a try.
4. Bird - shit. 4. Learn to catch grubbers and stop arm grabbing.
5. Isaako - shit. 1. Miss our training this week and report to the Gabba. Learn to catch a contested kick.
6. Milford - shit. 5. Organisational skills severely lacking. You've got plenty coin hire a personal coach.
7. Nikorima - shit. 3. See above and learn to grubber in goal properly.
8. Lodge - good effort. 5. Boss the ruck ffs.
9. McCullough- shit. -4. If you really love this club just retire now.
10. Offahenguae- shit. 1. Watch some of your games from last year. This year you are just not here.
11. Glenn - shit. 2. Do you seriously want to stay?
12. Gillett - shit. 4. Pushed back in the tackle and half backs monstering you wtf?
13. TPJ - shit. 1. Sorry to hear about your dad, your performance tonight would not have helped.
14. Flegler - good effort. 4. Deserves more minutes.
15. Su'a - shit. 0. Did you play?
16. Fifita - good effort. 4. Learn to play left side and you can start.
17. Shibasaki - shit. 0. That white thing that looks like a big egg should be picked up before you fall over the line.
Overall utter shit. In 30 years I have never seen a team so disorganised, so ineffective, so inept, leaderless and disinterested.
Are you the Warriors in disguise?