Shonks vs Rooters *spoilers*

[Fozz]

Is this a total cripple fight or what? RORZ!

Sharks have blown two certain trys so far while the Roosters failed to capitalize on a 90m intercept run from Kenny-dowell. Penalties and handling errors aplenty and it's only been 15 minutes!

 

[Fozz]

Another two blown, great kicks by Pearce and Barrett wasted.

And finally Kenny-dowell crosses after some attempted shirt grabs.

Bugger, I tipped the sharks.

Flopsy converts.

 

[Fozz]

Trent from Cronulla is down with another injury. No idea where.

He's up, will play on.

Current score 10 nil with KennyDowell 2 tries.

 

[Fozz]

Williams flukes a try after the kick hits the posts and bounces into his arms.

10 to 6 with 4 minutes till half time.

This game is pretty dull.

 

[guppy]

I've got it playing in the background. I think I'm more interested in listening to music and reading your updates to be honest.

There's plenty of footy on tonight. I don't mind missing out on this game. It's really just a race between two turds to see who can turn white the quickest.

 

[Fozz]

Gallen knocks on at the back of the scrum with the Sharks 10m from the line and with 20 seconds on the clock. Nice work, you dumbarse.

Seymour was going off at the ref for not calling time off again. The Sharks had packed the scrum so time off was called and then Gallen broke off for some reason so it was time on and he had to pack in again buy the ref took his time calling time off again, LOLZ.

Sharks 16 missed tackles to Rooters 4. A decent team wouldve put a lot of points on with that many missed. Both are rubbish.

 

[Fozz]

It's really just a race between two turds to see who can turn white the quickest.

Nail on the head.

I've been more interested in the Jim Beam ad and laughing at those tosser sharks fans they show all the time.

 

[Fozz]

A minute into the second half and the Sharks have already turned it over.

Whoever wins should be stripped of the points.

 

[Fozz]

Penalty in front of the posts for Hughes being offside. flopsy makes it 12 to six.

 

[Fozz]

NATE MYLES grubbers into the corner for Perret to score!!!! Flopsy converts. This was after the Sharks turned it over 20m from the tryline! Woeful!

 

[Fozz]

Possibly try to the Roosters. They getting it together now.

Checking if Flopsy obstructed, it was a poor choice from Blake Green.

No try. Rubbish call, green went for the decoy.

 

[Fozz]

Willie pulled off.

Oh yeah, I went there. Hey, mase that big money union/gridiron contract must be tempting now. Of course it'll be about $10 a game and it'll still be overs.

 

[Fozz]

Tansey fluffs a kick return, turns it over to the Sharks and somehow they manage to score. It was grubby gallen.

Slowpoke converts.

18 rooters to 12 shonks. 7 minutes remaining. Big willie about to be reinserted to the action.

 

[Aeetee]

No try

 

[Fozz]

Seymour does a hail Mary kick and somehow gallen manages to get there to at least force a goalline drop out.

Maitua inches from scoring!!

Williams may have scored.

No try, obstruction. Dammit!

 

[Aeetee]

Are you shitting me,they are making Braith look good.

 

[Aeetee]

Well that will be game I thinks.

I'm off to the loo. See ya in the chat room.

 

[Fozz]

Anasta FG. Someone wake up the fat lady,coz it's game over.