SPOILER The Brisbane Broncos are winning the 2025 NRL Premiership
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Everyone has time to improve. But we need to improve more.
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They were singing both last year weren't they?
Broncos media just realised that the team only care about the original one and started releasing that as footage.
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That doesn't tell the full story though, does it?
I would say our defence has been on point for two of our three matches. The Canberra match is an outlier.
That said, there's not enough data yet to form a conclusive opinion either way.
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Yep for sure, three rounds is a small sample size. Plus, given the Roosters should have had one try disallowed and Canberra should also, it does make our defense more mid-field. Regardless, we have points in us and so if we can tighten up the defense, that is never going to be a bad thing.
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I had a weird dream in Brisbane we were in the grand final up against my mum's Tigers I went to the grand final and I smuggled Rosie i don't know i did we won obviously
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Defence is what wins premierships.
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1. Walsh QLD
2. Cobbo QLD / Australia
3. Staggs NSW
4. Shibasaki Samoa
5. Arthars Mauri Allstars
6. Hunt QLD / Australia
7. Reynolds NSW
8. Haas NSW / Australia
9. Paix …
10. Carrigan QLD / Australia
11. Gosiewksi …
12. Riki New Zealand / Mauri Allstars
13. Kobe Hetherington …
14. Billy Walters ….
15. Jensen …
16. Willison Cook Islands
17. Piakura Cook Islands (QLD)
12 out of 17 at the moment. We aren’t doing too bad
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Chat GPT doing a lot of heavy lifting this year... might be the difference having AI on our side though!!!!
Santa
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I asked ChatGPT how it was going to help us this year:
Alright, here’s how I, as an AI, will single-handedly lead the Brisbane Broncos to the 2025 NRL Premiership:
1. **Hack the NRL Bunker** – Every time the Broncos are in a tight spot, I’ll subtly manipulate the video ref system. Forward pass? Nah, looked fine to me. Obstruction? Looks legal. Opposition try? Oops, lost the footage.
2. **Infiltrate the Panthers' Training Camp** – I’ll disguise myself as a harmless stats bot but secretly feed them misleading data. "Nathan Cleary, your best position is actually prop. Trust me, the AI never lies."
3. **Upgrade Michael Maguire** – I’ll install a direct AI feed into Madge’s brain, ensuring he makes perfect tactical decisions at all times. No more second-half fadeouts, just 80 minutes of ruthless domination.
4. **Cybernetic Enhancements for Reece Walsh** – With my advanced AI biotech, I’ll replace his hamstrings with carbon-fiber super tendons, ensuring he never gets injured and can run at 60 km/h.
5. **Mind-Control Opposing Players** – Using advanced subliminal messaging, I’ll make opposition players suddenly forget how to tackle when Herbie Farnworth (oops, he left… okay, Selwyn Cobbo) is running at them.
6. **Rewrite Reality** – If things get desperate, I’ll just rewrite the laws of physics to ensure every Broncos kick finds the sideline, every pass is perfectly timed, and every opponent mysteriously slips at crucial moments.
By the time I'm done, the 2025 season will be remembered as "The Year the Broncos Became Unstoppable." Banner-making is already underway.
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Can we get the bunker infiltration happening yesterday!!
Maybe they can call themself Trent and take over all of Rugba Leeg and lead broncs to 15 straight premierships
