Australia v England Third Test

[Browny]

Crazy

 

[CaptainHook]

Come on England...get out tonight and spare us all the agony of tomorrow.

 

[Dexter]

Ah hindsight.

Yeah, it's a bit like this

 

[Browny]

The WACA ground staff fmd you had one job

 

[Sproj]

The WACA ground staff fmd you had one job

Apparently the rain was coming in sideways overnight due to wind, etc. Does this give England cause to boycott?

 

[Browny]

Well all I can say is they are giving the pitch a blow job so it’s getting more action then me lately

 

[Sproj]

Midday start?

 

[1910]

Midday start?

Doubtful, the wet patches are like playdo. Can’t start till it’s exactly like end of day four.

How they measure that I don’t know.

 

[Sproj]

Doubtful, the wet patches are like playdo. Can’t start till it’s exactly like end of day four.

How they measure that I don’t know.

I see they've now taken lunch, probably a good decision.

 

[Sproj]

Hazlewood gets Bairstow with a beautiful cutter. Unlucky not to have Ali as well but certainly couldn't conclusively say that ball didn't hit the ground first, no problems with that decision.

 

[roo-ted]

I'm not I front of a TV at the moment, is the ball doing much?

 

[Sproj]

I'm not I front of a TV at the moment, is the ball doing much?

A few weird things off the cracks but it is swinging a mile.

 

[roo-ted]

A few weird things off the cracks but it is swinging a mile.

God chance of bowling them out?

 

[Sproj]

God chance of bowling them out?

Get through these two stone-walling, yep should happen pretty quick.

 

[roo-ted]

Lol I just seen the highlights of hazlewood bowling Bairstrow out. Michael Starc comes up to Hazlewood and pats him on the head in celebrations and hazlewood tells him to **** off

 

[Browny]

Game over man game over.

The Urn returns!!

 

[Sproj]

If I were England, next test I would go:

1. Stoneman
2. Cook
3. Root
4. Malan
5. Bairstow
6. Stokes
7. Vince
8. Broad
9. Wood
10. Anderson
11. Crane

 

[I bleed Maroon]

Winning in Rugby League, winning in Cricket, winning in quality of life, who gives a **** about Rugby Union XD