Lachlan Maranta

[hidethesuspect]

That's what I think as well, but he is young so who knows what he will make of himself later on. The best he will ever be if he works hard is a dependable depth signing.

 

[Rabbir]

I think every player in the NRL has heart. Especially Maranta who has the worst rugby league IQ of any player besides Steve Michaels.

 

[hidethesuspect]

Yes, every player has a heart, but no not everyone plays with heart. Plenty don't put in the effort they should and don't rise to the occasion. Take Tate, true heart when it comes to state of origin games, gotta love the Tate in SOO!

 

[hidethesuspect]

Yep, Tate's heart is directly proportionate to his chin. One of my all time favourite players as he punches well above his division, especially when required.

And what a hell of a chin, it's so manly it's making me blush. He's a tough bugger too, which comes back to that heart and chin of his. He should lead with his chin when he tackles or gets tackled. He'd break whatever it made contact with. It's like the hammer of thor, he can go around smashing things with it. When he opens a beer, he uses his chin. When he's out the back building a stand to mount his chin on when he retires he hammers the nails in using his chin. If you were to find yourself in the middle of nowhere with Tate as your passenger and no tyre iron to undo the nuts; never fear Tate's chin can loosen up those for you.

Lets say you were to walk down the street and someone were to pull a knife on you and ask for all your money. If you have Tate as a companion just get him to hold his chin out and say "That's not a knife, this is a chin!" (sure that doesn't quite make sense, but hey work with me here people). One time when Tate went to board a plane they asked him to remove the weapon off his face because there are obviously no weapons allowed on a flight. After some embarrassing moments for Tate and the officials they realised that it was just his chin.

You know how in baseball they use a bat to hit the ball, well Tate just uses his chin, home run every time! When his misses wants oral sex Tate just gives her the chin, it's the only thing any self respecting man with such a big chin would do. When you need a can of bake beans opened, forget those cheap self opening lids that the tab always breaks, just crack it open on Tate's chin. If you ever find yourself without a pestle and mortar just get Tate over, he will crush the shit outta that food. There might be a mess afterwards, but who gives a shit.

Look I could honestly go on about Tate's oversized, sexy, manly, solid, rock of a chin but I like to stay on topic so I won't.

 

[Renegade]

rofl @ that's not a knife, this is a chin!

only TC's chin was comparable (favourably)

 

[KingWebcke]

Myles's forehead and Tate's chin: the ultimate collection of oversized facial features. Responsible for breaking NSW hearts (and Robbie Farah's cheekbone) on an annual basis

 

[Sproj]

Every successful Qld team has a sizeable chin in it, that's what the Broncs are missing. Who can we sign with a freakish chin?

 

[Nashy]

Give Tunza another run. He'll be right.

 

[Brett]

Give Tunza another run. He'll be right.

I actually saw Tunza outside a restaurant in Brisbane a few weeks ago when I was in a cab coming home from the Broncos v Dragons game. Heaps of people wanting to get photos with him. Needless to say, he's not exactly at peak match fitness. :loool:

 

[LittleDavey]

**** yeah, he can teach some aggression and tackles that actually hurt the opposition, not tickle them.

Oh hang on, he might yell obscenities at the players...better leave him in real estate...

 

[Lockyfan05]

i reckon Maranta just doesn't have confidence in himself, he crumbles on the big stage. If he can get some confidence up, we could really see his potential

 

[Russell Coight]

i reckon Maranta just doesn't have confidence in himself, he crumbles on the big stage. If he can get some confidence up, we could really see his potential

Maranta is just useless people need to accept that and move on.

 

[Nashy]

I hope Hook allows him to get his confidence at another club. In Q-Cup.

 

[Sproj]

He has been good in Qld Cup. I agree he has potential but so do 99% of players. If confidence is lacking, it can cause that confidence to never be realised.

 

[ningnangnong]

I hope Hook allows him to get his confidence at another club. In Q-Cup.

Q-Cup being Qatar Cup.