Oscar Pistorius

[Kimlo]

Oscar gives a whole new meaning to having a spring in your step.

 

[Porthoz]

I feel discriminated against. The Boss didn't like my pun... :thumbdown:

 

[pennywisealfie]

I do feel sorry for Oscar, he looked like he didnt know what to do, just looked completely stumped.

 

[Bull Shark]

 

[Huge]

He feels like a right heel at the moment,good money.......(also looking for a left foot and shin assembly,any year or make will fit..any colour except black)

 

[Hitman]

I dunno - originally it sounded like an accident, but the more details that come out it sounds like his case doesn't have a leg to stand on...

Hahaha... I'm reading it and thinking serious replies and then BAM!!! Sucker punch.

I'm going to hell with all you blokes, I was LMAO. :loool:

 

[Bucking Beads]

Some interesting developments in the case against Oscar. He will no doubt be brought to his knees by the court case.

 

[Kaz]

I wonder if Oscar Pistorius' favorite band is Bullet For My Valentine.

If Taylor Swift ever dated and broke up with Oscar Pistorius, she wouldn't be alive to write a song about it.

 

[Kris]

All these puns deserve a standing ovation.

 

[Bull Shark]

think I just burst a funny valve .... don't think I can visit this thread for at least 72 hours ....

 

[Bucking Beads]

Looking increasingly likely that a cricket bat was used in the murder. I think that means Oscar has been given out LBW....

 

[Bull Shark]

on a serious note for just a second, its a further kick in the guts to hear about this discovery of steroids in his home ... looks like we're gonna have a lot of people dropping dead in their mid-40s in the near future ...

 

[Je$ter]

Frankly, from what I've seen/heard of him yeah he's an inspiration but he's an absolute Berkley Hunt of a bloke who was full of himself and thought he was top shit. If I was his missus I woulda fucked the rugby guy as well.

www.theonion.com/articles/oscar-pistorius-swears-bloody-cricket-bat-from-dif,31341/

Ahh the Onion, you never fail to disappoint.

 

[pennywisealfie]

on a serious note for just a second, its a further kick in the guts to hear about this discovery of steroids in his home ... looks like we're gonna have a lot of people dropping dead in their mid-40s in the near future ...

nice

 

[Coxy]

I heard they granted bail on the proviso he turns in his blades so he can't do a runner.

 

[Je$ter]

What I find strange is that he murdered the girl he was head over heels in love with.

 

[pennywisealfie]

I heard he shot her through the bathroom door?? That's no mean feet.

 

[Bull Shark]