Oscar Pistorius

[Coxy]

I heard she'd done a shopping spree and asked Oscar to foot the bill.

 

[Kimlo]

An admin should really stand up and put a stop to these jokes.

 

[pennywisealfie]

nah **** that, we started this, lets keep it going! we all have to toe the line to keep it alive!!!

 

[Coxy]

If you can't talk the talk, don't walk the walk. Hop to it.

 

[Fozz]

I can't come up with any more puns, I'm stumped.

 

[pennywisealfie]

yeah, when a whole bunch of puns have been used already, that becomes a massive handicap in trying to come up with new ones.

 

[Nashy]

We kneed to think of some more.

 

[Coxy]

I think this thread is running out of steam.

 

[Je$ter]

Someone needs to give it a kick start.

 

[Coxy]

Someone needs to give it a kick start.

Or a reboot.

 

[Browny]

Motive was lack of sex, apparently he couldn't throw a leg over

 

[Fozz]

And it left him hopping mad.

 

[Nashy]

And it left him hopping mad.

Foxx isn't thinking on his feet, he's re-used a joke!

 

[Fozz]

Damn, I'm stumped again.

Hehehe

 

[Coxy]

Oscar has no legs.

Oh wait, that's not a pun...

 

[Kaz]

Could Oscar have killed her, because he didn't see eye to eye with her.

 

[Nashy]

He's being very short with the judge today.

 

[Kimlo]

I heard the judge had to tell him to keep his socks on at one stage.