Oscar Pistorius

[Bull Shark]

I know that it's FAR too soon for jokes about this but the first thing that came to mind when I heard about this, was this .....

 

[Meat77]

I dunno - originally it sounded like an accident, but the more details that come out it sounds like his case doesn't have a leg to stand on...

 

[Bull Shark]

oh dear ..... we're all going straight to hell ...

 

[pennywisealfie]

I think just admitting the truth would be putting his best foot forward here.

 

[Bucking Beads]

I am going to go out on a limb and say you blokes are out of line.

 

[subsbligh]

It wasn't me, it was the one armed man.

 

[Bucking Beads]

I hope the media don't tip toe around the truth on this issue.

 

[subsbligh]

But seriously... truth is stranger than fiction. Take me in a time machine back to 2001 and if I told people that a double amputee who competed in the able bodied Olympics (and made the finals) was then charged with the murder of his supermodel girlfriend, you'd call me crazy.

 

[subsbligh]

I hope the media don't tip toe around the truth on this issue.

Man with double leg amputation.

 

[Porthoz]

Pretty sure this whole thing is gonna end up costing an arm and a leg.

 

[subsbligh]

He killed her because she wouldn't let him get a leg over.

 

[Nashy]

You lot are hopping mad.

 

[ningnangnong]

Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius

 

[Black Philip]

He thought they were past the fact that he has no legs, but apparently they couldn't see eye to eye.

I'll show myself out.

 

[Bucking Beads]

He has no sole

 

[dukey]

Ning beat me to it!

 

[Fozz]

His past history will be a handicap.

 

[Coxy]

These puns are awesome. I'm laughing so hard I feel like I'm legless!