OFFICIAL Titans get their man with Fifita signing three-year deal

[Thelmus]

Might be nothing but he keeps putting himself in trouble. I hope someone can put him straight over there but on that money you've got to doubt this will be the last time something like this happens.
It's not like they can afford to suspend him (though I think they can at least have a serious discussion about consequences).
As others have said, glad he is someone else's problem.at the moment (might be feeling different at round 26 though)

 

[Smartseal]

Sounds like he either needs to give up the drink, or employ a minder.
Could become another Mitchell Pearce if he's not careful

 

[broncos4life]

He is a grub with a fucked values system, this won’t be the last run in with the law for him.

 

[Lockysillegitimatechild]

Sounds like he either needs to give up the drink, or employ a minder.
Could become another Mitchell Pearce if he's not careful

What a coincidence, tallis is offering his "footy player minding" service for the bargain price of $500,000 a year. Luckily for tallis, he's found a player (together with strong advisors/mother) that seem just as intelligent as he is and they won't be able to calculate the maths.

 

[Sproj]

We sure can pick em.

When he inevitably doesn’t perform to his contract value though, you will have your sacking options though hanging over him, ala the Roosters.

 

[Sproj]

Sounds like he either needs to give up the drink, or employ a minder.
Could become another Mitchell Pearce if he's not careful

A premiership and origin (believe it or not) winning player?

 

[soup]

I dunno, it sounds like an honest (yet hilarious) tinder mistake to me.

 

[Smartseal]

What a coincidence, tallis is offering his "footy player minding" service for the bargain price of $500,000 a year. Luckily for tallis, he's found a player (together with strong advisors/mother) that seem just as intelligent as he is and they won't be able to calculate the maths.

Is that true? I could see an hourly service with a driver for around $150-200/hr being a feasible option

A premiership and origin (believe it or not) winning player?

Dont forget drunk dogfuker, who has his wedding cancelled 5 days out due to (alleged) sexting

 

[Nashy]

I dunno, it sounds like an honest (yet hilarious) tinder mistake to me.

It was until he let himself in.

 

[Bull Shark]

What a coincidence, tallis is offering his "footy player minding" service for the bargain price of $500,000 a year. Luckily for tallis, he's found a player (together with strong advisors/mother) that seem just as intelligent as he is and they won't be able to calculate the maths.

Most exciting initiative to hit the glitter strip since the Warwick Capper Football Academy

 

[lynx000]

It was until he let himself in.

Define 'let himself in, I am hoping you mean the house?

 

[soup]

It was until he let himself in.

Girl on tinder probably didn’t want her parents to know. “I’ll leave the door unlocked, 4th door on the left”.

David can’t count so goes first door on right...

 

[Dexter]

I'm surprised he didnt stay at the Broncs, clearly has a thing for the MILF .

 

[Sproj]

I'm surprised he didnt stay at the Broncs, clearly has a thing for the MILF .

Maybe he wanted to move on to other milfs?

 

[winslow_wong]

I'm surprised he didnt stay at the Broncs, clearly has a thing for the MILF .

He only loves his own mum. She still does his washing

 

[NSW stables]

Although it does sound minor, when added to the bali issue, gambling/going out late the night before games etc., it does demonstrate some poor decision making with a few drinks under the belt. That could be a worry for the titans.

 

[Lockysillegitimatechild]

Although it does sound minor, when added to the bali issue, gambling/going out late the night before games etc., it does demonstrate some poor decision making with a few drinks under the belt. That could be a worry for the titans.

I had a little read through Reddit on the issue and I found it funny that opposition fans didn't bring up Bali or his past indiscretions. Not one of them said a thing about any of them. When ofa had his run in (which was far more responsible sounding then this one) they raved on about his past, which were less major indiscretions, like he was a serial murderer.

 

[Lockysillegitimatechild]

He only loves his own mum. She still does his washing

I don't know about you all but my mum, or most decent mum's, wouldn't be raving on about my obligation to take care of her and the family if I was in a very high paying job or even if I won the lotto. It's called UNCONDITIONAL love for that reason.
Sounds like a bit of a similar scenario to ponga and his dad these days. Alarm bells were ringing when fifita said it was "part of their (broncos) job" to bail out their employee from a Bali gaol cell...no, no it is not, who gave you that idea I wonder??.....

 

[GCBRONCO]

I don't know about you all but my mum, or most decent mum's, wouldn't be raving on about my obligation to take care of her and the family if I was in a very high paying job or even if I won the lotto. It's called UNCONDITIONAL love for that reason.
Sounds like a bit of a similar scenario to ponga and his dad these days. Alarm bells were ringing when fifita said it was "part of their (broncos) job" to bail out their employee from a Bali gaol cell...no, no it is not, who gave you that idea I wonder??.....

Yeah I can’t see the CEO of village roadshow rocking up to bail me out of jail If I got in trouble...

 

[Battler]

The NRL would probably suspend him for 4 games if he still played for the Broncos.