Oscar Pistorius

[subsbligh]

Roses are red
Violets are glorius
Don't try to suprise, Oscar Pistorius

 

[Bull Shark]

didn't take long .... didn't think it would ...

lord have mercy on me ...

 

[Je$ter]

If he didn't want to be with her he should've just kicked her to the curb.

 

[pennywisealfie]

I love how after a tragic and brutal murder has occured and BHQ has a 2 almost 3 page thread dedicated to puns relating to it. Go BHQ.

 

[Kimlo]

I love how after a tragic and brutal murder has occured and BHQ has a 2 almost 3 page thread dedicated to puns relating to it. Go BHQ.

You can trust BHQ to kick Oscar while he's down.

 

[Fozz]

If he gets off, he will get totally legless.

 

[Nashy]

When are we going to call stumps on the jokes?

 

[Kimlo]

If he gets off, he will get totally legless.

He'll need to get a leg up early on to have any chance of getting off.

 

[Porthoz]

I have pure admiration for this thread and every poster in it! :loool:

 

[Je$ter]

Ahh I repeated a joke. Sorry for letting everyone down with my unoriginality.

 

[Kaz]

Getting in the Oscar mode.

Oscar Pistorius snaps lawyer's neck after making a "Who's gonna foot the bill?" joke.

And the Oscar goes to jail.

 

[Bull Shark]

Ahh I repeated a joke. Sorry for letting everyone down with my unoriginality.

don't walk around kicking stones for too long ... I know Oscar wouldn.........:001_unsure:

 

[Ari Gold]

I don't think there was any intent in the killing. It was just a bit of knee-jerk reaction. He's a shoe-in for a not guilty verdict.

 

[Kaz]

If he is given bail, what happens if he has to wear an ankle tracking device.

 

[Coxy]

He's living proof that amputees aren't harmless...

 

[OXY-351]

Give him a break, who hasn't unloaded onto their GF's face for valentines day

 

[Coxy]

I hear 5th Dimension are going to release a new song about this story. The Rage of Pistorius.

 

[Bucking Beads]

According to police the argument between Oscar and Reeva started when she over cooked his leg of lamb.