Half-naked Darren Lockyer rescues girl

Fozz said:
Help...I think I'm having a heart attack! I need CPR!

Administered by an asian. Preferably female.
I think my neighbour has a CPR diploma. She's Asian and female, 62 y/o and about 127 Kg.
What's your address? I'll send her in!
 
More time for us hey. Pucker up, this will be hot.
 
It was just heartburn after all.

Damn Mexican food!
 

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