I was 50/50 about the Lodge signing when it was brought up, but now I just want nothing more than for this bloke to succeed and absolutely destroy every opposition he comes up against, not for his sake or his victims sake, but for my sake, I want to bathe in the tears of opposition supporters who are crying that he's allowed to play for us.
Imagine if Lodge becomes one of the best forwards in the game.. Can you envision the Buzz Rothfield reaction on NRL 360 the day after Lodge runs for 200 metres against the Sharks? These are the sort of hypotheticals that get me in a hot bother.