Player physiques - Pre Season

[1910]

I thought he'd be selected for the Kumuls. What happened there?

Hasn't touched a football since August, been on rest. Very slow approach with him all year that was the expectation from February. Two ISC games, one Test, Three NRL games and his MM season- 6 games and Qld U18 and he was done.

 

[winslow_wong]

Lots of talk about pudding on this thread.

Eat the pudding.

 

[Brett]

Lots of talk about pudding on this thread.

How good is pudding though?

 

[LGH]

His haircut does no favours for his head/face shape either

Seriously, does this bloke own a mirror? How can he think that’s a good look? He looks like a reject from Dumb and Dumber.

 

[Brett]

Seriously, does this bloke own a mirror? How can he think that’s a good look? He looks like a reject from Dumb and Dumber.

Once that hair starts receding, men will do weird things to hang onto it.

 

[NSW stables]

Seriously, does this bloke own a mirror? How can he think that’s a good look? He looks like a reject from Dumb and Dumber.

Simple jake

 

[Morepudding]

How good is pudding though?

Pudding is great. Can always have more pudding.

 

[Xzei]

 

[Harry Sack]

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[Purple Pills]

Seriously, does this bloke own a mirror? How can he think that’s a good look? He looks like a reject from Dumb and Dumber.

Maybe he knows and he just goes **** it and ‘owns’ the look.

As ridiculous as it looks, there are plenty of people on social media copying his hair styles. If anything it shows that the fans are appreciating what he is doing with the team so much so they are willing to look like him. Even if it’s taking the piss out of themselves. Hell, if he leads us to a title I’ll even rock the Turpin look for a month!

FWIW, he could look like Susan Boyle for all I care as long as he is performing as he did at 9 in 2019 and keeping Macca out of the side

 

[Marty Deutschmann]

Found the Milf... Hard to say. Double chin going on and his shirt is very loose.

Oates playing back row this year confirmed

 

[LGH]

FWIW, he could look like Susan Boyle for all I care as long as he is performing as he did at 9 in 2019 and keeping Macca out of the side

Amen to that, but please God, no more of him at 7.

 

[Sproj]

Oates playing back row this year confirmed

where?

 

[Marty Deutschmann]

where?

Feast

 

[Unbreakable]

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If he were playing backrow wouldn't he be outside Milford, not inside? Also, we ran a million scrum plays this season with Oates dropping back under.

 

[winslow_wong]

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With legs that size there is no way he’s getting that electric speed back.

 

[I bleed Maroon]

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Yeah it's exactly shit like this that I'm really fed up with. He legit looks like he weighs more than Oates and I don't even mean that in meme terms. More and more convinced playing hard ass with Milford at the contract table is the most logical path forward. The same principle applies to him just as much as it does the rest: Get serious or get out.

 

[Brett]

Yeah it's exactly shit like this that I'm really fed up with. He legit looks like he weighs more than Oates and I don't even mean that in meme terms. More and more convinced playing hard ass with Milford at the contract table is the most logical path forward. The same principle applies to him just as much as it does the rest: Get serious or get out.

There was an article a couple months ago talking about how Milford was told to get in shape and lose weight, or beat it. Judging by that photo above, he's in horrible shape. The kind of shape someone is in if they worked out a couple times a month - his diet must be absolute garbage. It's not good enough.