**** that would be funny tbh. Can you imagine the look on their faces.....
I'm just picturing Trent Robinson in a crisis meeting with his players.
Robinson: "Someone give me the rundown. What's the crackdown for this time?"
Assistant Coach: "Um, everything".
JWH: "What do you mean? We can't tunnel-ball any more?"
Cordner, looking at rule book: "Nope. In fact, we have to get to our feet to play it. And touch the ball with our foot".
JWH faints. Evans drops his bottle of Ezi-Tan.
Friend: "But there's nothing in the book that says we can't keep giving away penalties when we're stretched. We'll keep doing that".
Assistant Coach: "Actually, it says here that deliberately conceding penalties is considered a professional foul and will result in a sin-bin".
Robinson: "Oh **** off. How the **** are you supposed to defend your line? We're just going to have to score more points than the opposition then. We need SBW back. Where's my cash drawer?"
Assistant Coach: "We can't do that any more. Other teams fans know we do it. They have blogs. Forums. We'll be caught for sure".
Robinson: "Who can we cut? We already white-anted SKD. How about Guerra? He likes the ol' racing stripes".
Guerra: "Um, I'm still here, but I signed with Newcastle".
Robinson: "Oh yeah, we've already started calling you the White Knight. How about Pearce. We have enough halves on our books".
Hastings: "Woo Hoo!".
Pearce: "Can I play with the Bulldogs"?
Robinson: "Great. Call Sonny. Tell him to warm up that offloading arm. He needs to be throwing those passes through the line to the support runners that are already through".
Keary: "Can't do that. The touchies have already started picking them up. They call them forward passes. Because they're passes. That go forwards. Not back. I'm smart".
Robinson: "****. Shit ****. Well **** them. Let's just smash them. Tell Sonny to get his shoulder rea..".
Napa, looking forlorn: "Can't shoulder charge boss".
Robinson: "GET ME POLITIS".
Assistant nervously presses buttons on phone.
Robinson on the phone: "Nick. We're fucked. Initiate Protocol BREAKAWAY COMPETITION".