OFFICIAL Herbie ***** off to the dolphins

[Cult]

I was reading an article recently on Brandon Smith, it's the reason he didn't take a million dollars to play somewhere.

The golf games will make up for that

 

[Morkel]

I was reading an article recently on Brandon Smith, it's the reason he didn't take a million dollars to play somewhere.

Yeah that was hilarious. Do they expect anyone to believe that? "Actually, no sorry, that offer is too high and it would put me under too much pressure. Can you please pay me less so I don't feel that burden"?

Uncle Nick enters. "So... what if I could pay you a million, but without the burden, as no one would know"?

Agent: "SORRY NICK, EVERYTHING WE DO NEEDS TO BE ABOVE BOARD". *turns loud music on* "**** YES, THAT WOULD ah shit, I mean, yeah, give us the cash".