Welcome Qlder. However, The Rock is quite right. You have not yet earnt your ****wit license. That said, you have yet to display anything but impeccable judgment of character, so you don't yet require one.
In order to earn a ****wit license, you must fulfil one of the criteria below.
1. To have posted at least 10000 posts on BHQ containing poor grammar or spelling
2. To have been shown on Channel 9's telecast acting like a dickhead (eg, wearing an opposition team's jersey during a game the Broncos aren't involved with and yet calling yourself a Broncos fan)
3. Having once supported Queensland and then defected to supporting New South Wales (or vice versa)
4. Being married to a Roosters/Eels/Dragons/Storm/Tigers/Raiders/Sharks/Knights/Titans/Cowboys/Manly/Bulldogs/Souths/Warriors fan (being married to a Panthers fan is acceptable because, well, if you marry someone with no teeth and a mullet then we know what she's good for)
5. Replied to every active thread (and many long dormant threads) on the forum within your first 24 hours of registering
6. Purchased tickets for a group and then demanded they pay you an extra $1 to cover your overcharged credit card fee...OR not purchasing enough tickets for the whole group and leaving someone, ideally your best friend, at the gate
It's a very tough license to receive. To my knowledge there's only 3 that we've given out.