09/10 Football Thread

[Black Philip]

I wish I didn't support Sunderland. It's so fucking depressing.

To top it off I've got this plastic manc at work winding me up (he says hes not a glory hunter, been supporting since he was 3, supports them cause his dad supports them etc etc. I call bullshit, his dad is from Carlisle ffs) laughing at me cause we conceded a last minute equaliser. These fucking arseholes have no idea what its like which only makes them more pompous. They aren't even remotely compassionate regarding the fact that your club could get relegated, they don't know how that feels and the ***** actually find it amusing. Football will be the death of me I swear.

 

[The Brizz]

Nice Sig Scotty!!!!!!!

 

[Black Philip]

hahahaa I was wondering when you would notice :P

 

[The Brizz]

Pity Ning has ruined it by not keeping the circle complete!

 

[pennywisealfie]

I'm not your guy, buddy?

 

[Fozz]

I'm not your hetero life partner, comrade?

 

[ningnangnong]

Pity Ning has ruined it by not keeping the circle complete!

Dude, i started it a few weeks ago. Soon enough you guys will catch up to me to appreciate the Nard Dog, although i will probably be onto something new by then. [icon_razz1

 

[Black Philip]

Here is a funny rant from a pissed off QPR fan, gave me a chuckle icon_thumbs_u

I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsea lose than I do in seeing QPR win at the moment.
I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dogs**t under the likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this.
The club isn't ours anymore but more so than that - football is just properly gash these days.
I mean really gash, football generally.
I hate nearly everything about it these days....
I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money. It's no more exciting that Nameless t*** getting to number 1 in the charts after winning the X-Factor.
I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17, playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL.
I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change but it doesn't happen. Why the f*** are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton still in business?
I hate Frank Lampard's stupid f'ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue is never in his mouth. I hate John Terry being England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF.
I hate the England team.
I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had nothing but pace.
I hate the FA Cup. There may be little shocks like last night but for the most part you know who's going to win it. Unless a team throws away all their financial security to win it a la Pompey.
I hate Harry f'ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp. And the Wii.
I hate James Nesbitt, Eammon Holmes and f*** everyone.
I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer.
I hate Garth Crooks.
I hate Garth Brooks for that matter.
I hate Sky Sports.
I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards it's amazing.
I hate that everything football related has to have 'Club Foot' playing behind it.
I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory.
I hate Mark Lawrensen for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the back'. I bet you do.
I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than pain and disappointment.
I hate any advert that mentions pies at football.
I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate that it'll probably be us.
I hate Phil Brown.
I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers real problems this summer' before EVERY f*** TOURNAMENT.
I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this post than I'll earn this month.
I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil.
I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop f'ing lingering.
I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or Bradford.
I hate that a comeback from 4-0 down at half time (TWICE) means nothing because we aren't f'ing scouse.
I hate Leeds.
I hate Roy Keane.
I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home.
I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson.
I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos.
I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords.
I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed.
I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read.
Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall. They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'.
Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Fk me... Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one.
I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Spurs before they start.

 

[The Brizz]

I fucking hate Chelsea so fucking much it hurts! Ba;;ack and Terry are going nuts at the referee for not stopping play because Cech is hurt meanwhile Balotelli is on the ground as well and some of their players were content to play on. I hope Inter **** Chelsea up in this tie so fucking bad it isn't funny. They are the scum of the football universe.

 

[The Brizz]

I don't know how high people on here rate him but Julio Cesar is a freak, just made an amazing reflex save. Probably the best keeper in the world currently.

 

[The Brizz]

Drogba just looked angrily at someone who dove when he made contact with them..........Ironic

 

[Hatchy]

I **** hate Chelsea so **** much it hurts! Ba;;ack and Terry are going nuts at the referee for not stopping play because Cech is hurt meanwhile Balotelli is on the ground as well and some of their players were content to play on. I hope Inter **** Chelsea up in this tie so **** bad it isn't funny. They are the scum of the football universe.

Mate, be warned, dont pay out Chelsea while Im around or ill personally make sure you never watch soccer again
Ha ha jks [icon_lol1.

But seriously, u wanna pay out Chelsea, u have to get through me 1st.

 

[Black Philip]

Chelsea are a prime example of everything that it wrong with football in modern times. Success obtained through the extravagant use of money alone, arsehole players like Drogba and Ashley Cole and millions of fans who appeared overnight when they suddenly started winning. Glory hunting bastards many of which treat football as fashionable, wearing Chelsea gear because it's trendy.

 

[ningnangnong]

I seriously hate Drogba. The man is such a ****, i am embarrassed for him every time i see him rolling around on the pitch like a sausage. He is a grown man FFS, he shouldn't spend three quarters of the game on the deck.

That said, i really miss the Champions League and all the excitement that goes with it. [icon_frown

Hoping Rafa gets the sack at the end of the season, have not enjoyed my football at all these last few months. Really disillusioned at the moment.

 

[Black Philip]

That said, i really miss the Champions League and all the excitement that goes with it. [icon_frown

Hoping Rafa gets the sack at the end of the season, have not enjoyed my football at all these last few months. Really disillusioned at the moment.

Try supporting a club like mine mate [icon_lol1.

 

[ningnangnong]

That said, i really miss the Champions League and all the excitement that goes with it. [icon_frown

Hoping Rafa gets the sack at the end of the season, have not enjoyed my football at all these last few months. Really disillusioned at the moment.

Try supporting a club like mine mate [icon_lol1.

Haha, yeah i have it pretty easy in comparison. :mrgreen:

On another note, our game against Citeh on Sunday set a new Premier League record for the least shots on target. One for each team.

Stayed up till 4am for that shite. [icon_non

 

[The Brizz]

I seriously hate Drogba. The man is such a ****, i am embarrassed for him every time i see him rolling around on the pitch like a sausage. He is a grown man FFS, he shouldn't spend three quarters of the game on the deck.

It really bugs me because if he stays on his feet like he easily could he would score and set up a ton more goals. He is so string and skilled but because he has this desperate desire to hit the turf he farks up his sides momentum so often. It is a shame he is such a turd and such a diver, because the guy is a superb player when he shuts up and stays upright.

 

[The Brizz]

http://www.goal.com/en/news/12/spai...ars-cristiano-ronaldo-xabi-alonso-penalty-row

This is why I hate Cronaldo

Spanish TV station Canal + has revealed the conversation between Ronaldo and Alonso in which the former Liverpool midfielder asks his team-mate to allow him to take the penalty.

While the penalty was being taken Ronaldo opted to stand at the furthest edge of the penalty box and refused to celebrate with team-mates after the spot kick was converted, instead returning to his own half for the kick-off.

The scene's were reminiscent of last December's game between Real and Almeria at the Bernabeu when the Portuguese missed a penalty in the latter stages of the tie and failed to celebrate with team-mates after French striker Karim Benzema converted the rebound.

He is such a tool, no sportsmanship, no grace all arrogance and selfishness. He is the Anti-Messi.