Player physiques - Pre Season

[pagey]

He’s so mean

Or just hungry

 

[abashii]

Or just hungry

Looks pretty full to me.

 

[Wolfie]

If Bird comes back super lean, we'll know that Siebs has confiscated all the free Maccas cards.

They are only valid until the end of December anyway. Don't think they handed them out last year

 

[1988bronco]

I'm waiting for the second series of action figures where they come with their "action" button. The first prototypes are already being developed:
-Boyd falls over,
-Milford waves his hands in the air appealing for a penalty
-Macca turns around and shruggs his shoulders and arms asking what is going on
-Bird falls apart
-Seibold shuffles his stats papers
-Fifita comes with a punch action but you have to buy the scooter separately.

-TPJ comes with a 4 week suspension.

 

[Brent81]

I don't mean any disrespect but my word it is as though Inglis died and was reincarnated as Coates. I predict this youngster to be Dally M centre of the year within 3 years max. Will also finish his career as our greatest centre along with Pearl. This man has the body of Adonis. He must be a starting centre some time this year. What an athlete! He is the man/player I am most excited about in 2020.

I agree.

Coates scored a try in a trial (might have been this year) which was Inglis 2006.....that same cruisey running style that Greg had.....

 

[Brett]

This needs to be spoken about.
Milford looks excellent right now. Look at his face - he’s 5-7kg lighter than he was a little while back even.

 

[tommy]

This needs to be spoken about.
Milford looks excellent right now. Look at his face - he’s 5-7kg lighter than he was a little while back even.

Seibold had to do a few of these ones.

 

[broncsgoat]

Is there a sub thread for the coaching staffs physiques?

 

[winslow_wong]

Is there a sub thread for the coaching staffs physiques?

Why would we want to see that?

 

[tommy]

Why would we want to see that?

He's obsessed. Let him make his thread otherwise we have to hear about it in every thread.

 

[Jason Simmons]

This needs to be spoken about.
Milford looks excellent right now. Look at his face - he’s 5-7kg lighter than he was a little while back even.

Contract year isn’t it? This year or next?

Could be something special on the cards in 2020...

 

[winslow_wong]

He's obsessed. Let him make his thread otherwise we have to hear about it in every thread.

I can’t wait to see pictures of Wayne with his shirt off. I heard he’s packing a cheese grater.

 

[broncsgoat]

ok, ok one too many jokes.

 

[tommy]

ok, ok one too many jokes.

Actually I think it couldbe an extremely comical conversation arguing who is the hottest coach. Me I'd go with Ricky, he even looks like he's still tough enough and fit enough to play at some level. Next would be Ivan Cleary, because his eyes are dreamy.

1.Ricky-fit and strong
2.Cleary-dreamy eyes.





15.Trent Robinson-Knobbly head and face
16. Craig Bellamy- Pretty much already a skeleton, the soul has even left the body I believe.

 

[winslow_wong]

16. Craig Bellamy- Pretty much already a skeleton, the soul has even left the body I believe.

All that’s left is two sweaty arm pits.

 

[broncsgoat]

Actually I think it couldbe an extremely comical conversation arguing who is the hottest coach. Me I'd go with Ricky, he even looks like he's still tough enough and fit enough to play at some level. Next would be Ivan Cleary, because his eyes are dreamy.

1.Ricky-fit and strong
2.Cleary-dreamy eyes.





15.Trent Robinson-Knobbly head and face
16. Craig Bellamy- Pretty much already a skeleton, the soul has even left the body I believe.

This got weird real quick

 

[tommy]

This got weird real quick

Just give me your list. Or at least fill in the blanks of mine.

Remember, you need togive your reasonings as to why they are in that position.

 

[JamesC]

Actually I think it couldbe an extremely comical conversation arguing who is the hottest coach.

Hot League Coaches 2020 calendar.

In the style of those oiled-up firefighter calendars.

Like, January would be a shirt-off Wayne, reclining in a sexy pose with a cheeky grin on his face.

Could be a nice little money-maker for the NRL.